Gunjan Patel

The central fiction underlying all of civilization is that a monkey can own land.

i don’t wanna “hop on a call” i want to hop in open fields with my friends and watch sunsets

MLA auctions >> IPL auctions

Best way to perform a denial of service attack in an org is to embrace a culture of calls for every task/issue/topic

🚨 ISRO to develop its own life support system for Gaganyaan mission because nobody is willing to give it to us - ISRO Chairman S Somnath.

@tejask Hah, welcome to the club.

The best browser, hands down.

Germany 🇩🇪 Received a notification that logged into the banking app on a new device. One month later. In the mail.

@POTUS Of course, Bidenomics. Definitely NOT economics.

Inflation was 0% last month – and our economy grew by more than 5% last quarter. Bidenomics.

When your hashtag game is on point. 🫣🫢

@ANI @flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI

@ANI Experiencing significant delays with @flyspicejet Flight SG8463, now rescheduled from 7:25 PM to 11:05 PM. Poor communication has added to the distress. We need clear explanations and immediate support! @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI #FlightDelay #PassengerRights

#WATCH | Delhi | "Today at about 3:10 pm, it came to notice that a group of passengers bound for Patna by Spicejet airline flight no. SG-8721/STD were creating nuisance at domestic boarding gate 54. On query, it was learnt that the flight was delayed for more than 7 hrs as the incoming flight arrived. On this , the group got frustrated and started creating nuisance with airlines' staff at B/Gate area. The same was informed to B/G I/C who along with QRT responded at the location and pacified the matter," says the Airport Authority (Video Source: A passenger)

@ANI @flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI Long delay of @flyspicejet Flight SG8463 is troubling, particularly for elderly & special assistance passengers. Poor food quality, like uncooked rice, adds to the discomfort. Expect better from SpiceJet. @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI #FlightDelay

Delhi’s air quality is giving a run for its money to my wife’s lipstick 💄 - both alarmingly red and impossible to ignore 🥵

There is more Bollywood in this picture than my entire Spotify Wrapped over the years. #prakharfoundhispal

Ate almonds diligently as a child, yet here I am, clicking “Forgot password” again.

Hardik Pandya is the Gujarati Sam Altman.

Me after coach asks me to eat less carbs and more proteins.

AI is the mother of all Marathis

Places Johnny Cash has visited base on his song 'I’ve Been Everywhere'

West Berlin vs East Berlin