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Jo Ellen
@acupojojo
Singer. Actor. Comedian. Pull up a chair for random conversations over a cup of coffee. Check out the movie they made about us: https://t.co/tkCiKl3fVI.
Georgetown, Texas Katılım Aralık 2013
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@DerrickEvans4WV I thought I had $14M but it turned out to be a buck fiddy.
I totally understand how that happens.
I should run for office.
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@Dad_2_The_Bone Horses.
And my perfume from Hové Perfumier in NOLA.
But I also love the way Lucy smells. All that pudding is delicious.

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@iky_fwjett You were both wrong.
He embarrassed you trying to show off.
You embarrassed him reclaiming your dignity.
Both of you let your egos take center stage—the LAST thing that should happen in a marriage. Especially in public.
Lay those egos down
Have ONE identity—happy couple.
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My husband invited his new coworkers over for dinner.
When they arrived he introduced me by gesturing at me and saying "this is mrs Smith (didn't even say my name)...the housewife!"
I looked at him for a second then I started laughing hysterically. I then told said "no honey I work full time and YES I still act like a housewife when I'm home because you simply can't bother to help". His co workers were staring at him as he tried to laugh and change the subject and ask what they wanted to drink.
Dinner went super awkward with him giving me looks and stares. Once the guests left he blew up saying I embarrassed him by laughing like a lunatic and then making the comment I made infront of his new coworks and ruining his image. I told him he was wrong to lie about my status and deny my degree to begin with. He said I could've talked to him about it privately later but not like this, and making his coworkers think he's useless.
He stormed off and has been quiet the entire night.
Was i out of line?
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@Bunny_ngl Do you really want government in your business more than it already is?
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@MakisMedicine Makis Wellness and Health
For goodness sake, don’t glorify the cancer.
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BREAKING NEWS: A New Florida Cancer Center is being named. Options include:
Makis Cancer Center
Makis Cancer Clinic
Makis Cancer Institute
Makis Cancer & Wellness
Makis Medical Center
Makis Health Institute
What's your preferred name? 😃
Please feel free to make suggestions.
I'm hoping quite a few Big Pharma folks are going to be upset by this post, maybe even spit out their morning coffee! 😂
Let's have some fun!! 😉
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The year is 1950. Your doctor lights a cigarette and tells you smoking is fine. He read it in a study. He is telling the truth about having read it. He does not know, or is not saying, that the study was funded by the tobacco industry.
The year is 1958. Your doctor tells you to eat less fat. The evidence is contested. The contestation is not in the public messaging. The food industry has been helpful in clarifying which findings deserve attention. Some researchers who published contradictory data have been quietly defunded. Ancel Keys is on the cover of Time magazine.
The year is 1962. Your doctor prescribes thalidomide to your pregnant wife for morning sickness. It has been approved. The FDA gave it the green light in Europe. Twelve thousand children will be born with severe limb malformations before anyone in an official capacity acknowledges the problem. The families are told the drug was safe. The drug was approved. Both of these things remain true.
The year is 1972. Your doctor prescribes Valium. Britain is in the grip of a benzodiazepine wave that will last two decades. The dependency risk is known internally. It is not shared. Your doctor is not lying to you. He was not told either.
The year is 1999. Your doctor prescribes Vioxx for your arthritis. It is newer than ibuprofen, well-tolerated, and Merck has a study showing it works. Merck also has internal data suggesting it roughly doubles the risk of heart attack. This data will not reach your doctor for four more years. Fifty thousand people are estimated to have died in the interim. Merck eventually settles for 4.85 billion dollars. No criminal charges are brought.
The year is 2002. Your doctor prescribes OxyContin. Purdue Pharma trained its sales representatives to tell doctors the addiction risk was less than one percent. That figure came from a letter, not a study. The letter was about patients with terminal cancer on short-term doses in hospital settings. Your doctor is a GP with a patient who has a bad back. Nobody draws a distinction. Nobody is required to.
The year is 2008. Your doctor checks your cholesterol. Your LDL is elevated. You are prescribed a statin. Nobody mentions that the number needed to treat for primary prevention is approximately 250. Nobody mentions that the muscle deterioration you'll notice over the next two years is listed as a rare side effect rather than a documented pattern affecting a meaningful percentage of patients. The trial that informed the prescription was funded by the manufacturer.
Now it is today.
Your doctor has new guidelines. New studies. New consensus.
He is confident.
He has always been confident.
The confidence has never been the problem.
The confidence is, in fact, precisely the problem.

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🚨 This was the most insane single day in American foreign policy in a generation and most people missed half of it..
> Iran agreed to suspend its entire nuclear program — indefinitely..
> Iran agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again..
> zero dollars changed hands.. no frozen funds.. no pallets of cash..
> the US naval blockade on Iran stays up until the final deal is signed..
> Trump publicly ordered Israel to stop bombing Lebanon — used the word PROHIBITED in all caps..
> Netanyahu went on live TV and admitted he was acting on a US request..
> Defense Minister Katz got overruled within hours after saying Lebanon ops "have not yet been completed"..
> a 10-day Israel-Lebanon ceasefire took effect overnight.. displaced Lebanese civilians started walking back to their villages..
> oil dropped 12% in minutes.. global equities surged..
> Iran's Foreign Minister declared the Strait of Hormuz "completely open" — first time since March 27..
all of this.. one Friday..
if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..

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@TrumpsHurricane The other thing is we won’t see the food in your teeth, Missy.
You go for it!
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@cmac1505 @TracesofTexas Two of my best guy friends kept telling me they were wearing nudie suits to the wedding.
They’re such goobers.
I thought they meant full-body glittery NUDE suits.
The Nudies were a pleasant surprise!
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@TracesofTexas We’re a country duo.
I am now inspired to get custom-made outfits and boots in our signature color of deep teal.
Black is easy to buy but a custom color? That’s a wow!
This is gonna be fun!
Thank you!


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@RBeeGee156387 @miles_commodore There’s a great book called Now, Discover Your Strengths. It includes an aptitude test.
Every student should take for the last three years of high school, along with their parents. It will give them the basis for a game plan that suits the students strengths.
Self-awareness!
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You have to have a plan on why you're going to college, what you expect of it and what sort of jobs you can get. This boomer got zero guidance from HS counselors and family. They thought since I was "smart" I could figure it out on my own. By the mercy of God, I got to the right school for me and the right career by the time I was a junior and added my primary degree.
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@mudscryer Well, your brother is probably circumcised. So, he obviously has a different opinion on the subject.
But ask him.
See where he is on the decision and then support him completely.
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@jcher78 How do you get to know most people?
You sit with them and talk.
I guarantee that if you take time to sit and talk to Jesus, with a Bible in front of you, He will begin to reveal himself via the Holy Spirit.
It will be organic and unforced and lovely—IF you sincerely want.
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Comparison is something I've had to fight hard.
And for a long time I didn't even realize what I was really doing. Every time I looked at someone else's life, their team, their title, their success, I was quietly telling God He made a mistake with mine.
But here's what I've learned: you cannot be grateful and comparing at the same time. I believe they cannot coexist.
So today I want to challenge you — stop auditing someone else's blessing. Your calling, your story, your design is not an accident. God doesn't make mistakes.
🎙️: Lifestyle Podcast
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@DschlopesIsBack Sit in the tub of lukewarm water.
Read a book until the whole tub is cold. Then sleep under a fan.
If your sheets and/or bed coverings are synthetic, try to find something with natural fibers that breathe.
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