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I don’t even go here

Katılım Aralık 2019
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Lina
Lina@Lina_rays1ya·
This was in 1999 She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla👀
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adele dazeem@adeledazeem69·
I don’t think the world is ready to hear about my dream where I saw RFK Jr jacking off in the corner of a hotel bar and there was blood coming out of his dick.
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Greg McCoy
Greg McCoy@TwistedMcGee·
@RedWave_Press Remember when this happened in the middle of a CNN town hall and the media showed no interest in it.
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RedWave Press
RedWave Press@RedWavePress·
Reporter: “We saw the bruising on your hand. Are you okay?” President Trump: “I’m very good. I clipped it on the table. So I put a little—what do they call it—cream on it. But I clipped it. I would say take aspirin if you like your heart, but don’t take aspirin if you don’t want to have a little bruising.” “I take the big aspirin. And when you take the big aspirin, they tell you that you bruise. The doctors said, ‘You don’t have to take that, sir. You’'re very healthy.’ I said, ‘I’m not taking any chances.’ That’s one of the side effectseffects. of taking aspirin.”
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wutwut12
wutwut12@fyourfeelingsk·
@MAGACult2 Why didn’t you care about this with Biden?
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Riley Check
Riley Check@holisticgrenade·
A person with healthy teeth goes to the dentist for a cleaning. The dentist pokes their teeth with a dental probe that makes microscopic holes then sends them home. The dentist buys a fancy dinner that night. The person comes back to the dentist 6 months later. The dentist tells them that they have cavities and need fillings. The person pays thousand of dollars to get the fillings and goes home. The dentist buys a new iPhone. A year later they return to the dentist because of pain. The dentist tells them they need a root canal. The person comes back a week later for the very expensive root canal. The dentist drills into their tooth ripping out the nerve with corresponding blood vessels. Then he seals the tooth shut which creates an abscess in the tooth where blood can't reach. The person thanks the dentist and goes home. The dentist buys a new car. A couple months later the person feels sick because rotting flesh is starting to form in the abscess that the dentist made. The dentist tells them that they will need another expensive procedure. The person who no longer has healthy teeth gets the procedure and goes home. The dentist buys bitcoin. They return 6 months later so that the dentist can clean their child’s teeth. The cycle continues…
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GoldenAge
GoldenAge@GoldenAgeUnfold·
Describe President Trump using only one word.
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🟡 The tumboy 🟡
🟡 The tumboy 🟡@TheTumboy·
this face/head shape was very prevalent in the late 90s and has kinda disappeared
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
Greenland👍 just to be sure 🤷
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Boomer-Pilled 🇺🇸
Boomer-Pilled 🇺🇸@oopmouth11·
@adhd_jeeba My buddy downed an entire OZ back in 2004. He kept getting really stiff, then he would start spazzing out with his arms and making loud whining sounds. We took him to the ER. Turns out he was alternating between flying and working at a drive-thru. Totally fine the next day
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Serve🐘
Serve🐘@Servinatti·
@H3ARTAGRAMDAILY This is also the guy that introduced him to alcohol and drugs lol
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T. LaMiere
T. LaMiere@LamiereT·
So….here is something I’ve learned…sarcasm hits differently when you get older (especially for men). This filmmaker does not “get” his humor…and his sarcasm did not translate. He is clearly a genius..comedically, musically, etc., but some just will not get him or his timing. 🤷‍♀️
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South Dallas Foodie
South Dallas Foodie@SouthDallasFood·
I’m sorry but what an insufferable old goat.
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G@lottaprofit·
@DefectivePigg It’s funny cause Trump was publicly telling us about this shit and libs still trying to accuse him Bro banned Epstein from his clubs and spoke out about this shit decades ago Trump is the fuckin man
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RAW EGG NATIONALIST
RAW EGG NATIONALIST@Babygravy9·
This is the funniest video I've seen in such a long time. I've been laughing for like an hour.
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adele dazeem@adeledazeem69·
@Anarseldain Tbh you’ll probably die before you have a child with a fake womb or a real one so whatever, dude.
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Sólionath
Sólionath@Anarseldain·
I can’t really emphasise this enough: artificial wombs are basically the end for women. Once androids equipped with AI can sport artificial wombs, men will have essentially no reason to interact with women at all. I’m imploring women: lose weight and stop being cunts before it’s too late. I say this out of love. Humanity is about to reach a turning point, and you will not be a part of it if you can’t stop being fat, tattooed nags.
MAVERICK X@MAVERIC68078049

An artificial womb that successfully grew a baby lamb This is disturbing on so many levels and giving me the Matrix movie vibes.. We are finally at the stage where we are playing God now & the next thing you know we will be heading into a large scale human clone production.

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adele dazeem
adele dazeem@adeledazeem69·
@KPneverforget @Lou_Na_Hearadh @Brewjew308 @atrupar Fuck you and your bullshit dumb fuck what about ism. You imbeciles can’t form one coherent argument back to anything said about Trump and always bring up Biden. How’s that for civil discourse, ass brain?
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
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