Ekene A. (Obi's Right Hand)

As election campaign kicks off today, we cover Peter Obi, Datti, Obidients and Labour Party staff with the special blood of Jesus. We shall only record peaceful, successful outings/rallies. Amen. 🙏🏽🇳🇬 #Obidatti023 Bovi/Enugu/Fashola/Leo Messi/GOAT/Big Wiz/Jos Plateau/Dino

@Omarpounds__ @MindOfHeadking 😂😂

@MindOfHeadking una no dey always tell people how to make money na to dey drop useless topics

After having sex with her, don’t start sending her good morning messages. Do this;

@Bennieeexyz E go first do you like say una go marry

I matched with a girl on a dating app three weeks ago. The conversation was good. Like actually good, not the painful small talk that usually makes me want to close the app and stare at the ceiling. We talked for days before she suggested we meet up. Her: We should just meet at this point. Me: Yeah definitely. When are you free? Her: This weekend? Me: Saturday works. Her: Saturday. There's a place I like in the city. Pretty low key. Me: Send me the name. Her: (sends it) Me: (looks it up) Me: (it's a nice restaurant) Me: (nice restaurant nice) Me: (starts thinking about what to wear three days in advance) Saturday. Me: (arrives two minutes early) Me: (stands outside deciding whether to go in or wait) Me: (goes in) Me: (gets a table) Me: (checks phone) Me: (she's not late she's just not here yet) Me: (I'm early) Her: (walks in) Me: (stands up) Me: (too fast) Me: (chair scrapes loudly) Me: (three people look) Her: (smiling) Hi. Me: Hey. Hi. You found it okay? Her: I suggested it so. Me: Right. Yeah. Obviously. Sit down. I mean. If you want. You can sit. Her: (sits) Her: You nervous? Me: No. Her: (looks at me) Me: Little bit. Her: Me too actually. Me: (pause) Me: Really? Her: The chat was really good. In person is different pressure. Me: Yeah it is. Her: (picks up menu) Her: Okay. Tell me something you didn't tell me in the app. Me: (thinks) Me: I talk to my dog like he understands full sentences. Her: Does he respond? Me: He gives me a look that suggests he does. Her: (laughs) Me: (relaxes completely) Me: (dinner goes for three hours) Me: (neither of us checks our phones once)

@_Sydneyugo @ImoPunter 😂😂😂

@adigomKelson @ImoPunter Bro I love Argentina. But look at those players their drop in form in their league is Alarming especially that Enzo I look at him and tears full my eyes

No bias, who has the best midfielders for the 2026 World Cup? 🇵🇹 🇪🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇦🇷

@shezzzz_weird He doesn't vote for very good.

Very goooodddd Can you please vote for Seyi Makinde instead of Tinubu🙏🏻

@_Sydneyugo @ImoPunter Exactly the words said in 2022.

@ImoPunter Sadly Argentina will be disgraceful in this World Cup. The midfield looks useless to me

@manueljr1000 The versatility would need clarification. Versatility in football pitch or off the pitch?

Messi vs Ronaldo Prime Dribbling: Messi 🇦🇷 Passing: Messi 🇦🇷 Vision: Messi 🇦🇷 Creativity: Messi 🇦🇷 long shots: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Finishing: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Ball control: Messi 🇦🇷 First touch: Messi 🇦🇷 Acceleration: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Goals: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Assists: Messi 🇦🇷 Goals/Assits: Messi 🇦🇷 Clutch big game moments: Messi 🇦🇷 Role model for athletes: Messi 🇦🇷 Physicality: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Defensive Work Rate: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Positioning: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 IQ: Messi 🇦🇷 Composure Under Pressure: Messi 🇦🇷 Versatility: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Consistency: Messi 🇦🇷 Leadership: Messi 🇦🇷 Inspiration: Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Trophies: Messi 🇦🇷 Individual awards : Messi 🇦🇷 Very unbiased, Messi clears

@Uptownoflagos @GoldenEhis We have agreed to root for the competent Makinde. Omojuwa should put more energy into marketing the competent Makinde. All hands on deck.

We support both Obi and Makinde. Yes, all our southwestern brothers, the ones who would not vote Obi should kindly vote Seyi Makinde another competent guy on the ballot aside Obi. End.

@_01Legion @EbereCFC There's only one metric as to why Cristiano is put at the top. So, where is Josef Bican?

✨️ Top 10 Greatest Football Players Of All Time. PURE ABILITY. PURE GREATNESS. 🐐

@pizzy_kay I didn't know that Xavi plays crickets. If playmakers are midfielders, KDB is nowhere near LM10.

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MIDFIELDERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@instablog9ja @tosin_liyahair This is not to invalidate her experiences for I wasn't there with her. But one thing I have come to learn is that when a woman's marriage or relationship crashes, she will wish & look forward to welcoming other women into her ugly situation. She'll find a way to recruit others.

Frank Edoho’s Ex-Wife, Katherine Obiang, Reacts To Comments About Their Failed Marriage

@NanjiNandang @guzu_p Lol. You sef will fight your brother if he goes for the Frank's ex wife.

@guzu_p Not every Nigerian man is judgmental like you, so zip up

Frank Edoho who got cheated on can go ahead to remarry. Afterall, he's a two time divorcé which means he's good at getting women but just not the right one. Chike on the other hand is a young good looking man who's successful and who any woman will desire. Women are even praising him for sleeping with a married woman to tell you they see him as a spec, so getting a woman to marry tomorrow won't be an issue for him. These two men who are involved in this cheating scandal can go ahead to remarry but it will take a very foolish man to marry Frank Edoho ex wife. Now Nigerian men knows she's a cheating whore and will probably cheat on them if they marry her tomorrow. At the end of the day, she's the loser in this scandal and will suffer the consequences more than the men. Another day to remind you that men and women ain't the same. And they don't face the same consequences. The more reason men are the prize.

@yabaleftonline Person wey for wear 'Relax Tinubu is fixing Nigeria' agbada go visit Alex. E better to take goat serious than Yul and Reno

This style of blanking everyone till de@th, e no good - Yul Edochie writes as he mourn Alex Ekubo

@realness000 @instablog9ja Very much crazy

@adigomKelson @instablog9ja They are both delitional No wonder that Chike can't sing more that relationship lol the werey dey simp for another brother's wife It's just crazy

Let’s Do One Last Stupid Thing Before We Block Each Other— Frank Edoho’s Estranged Wife, Sandra, Allegedly Tells Chike In Viral Audio A viral phone conversation allegedly involving Sandra, the estranged wife of Frank Edoho, and singer Chike has surfaced online, triggering reactions on social media. In the recording, Sandra appeared emotional as she spoke about pressure from her husband, who she claimed was demanding a confession over her alleged relationship with Chike. The conversation reportedly began casually before Sandra said: “Omo, things are falling apart for real. He’s saying if I do not confess, there’s nothing he wants to hear apart from a confession. Based on the questions he’s asking me, I don’t even know what to say because he says every other thing is a lie.” Sandra also questioned Chike about whether he had been speaking to anyone about them. “He keeps saying people are talking. What he’s cr@zy about is that I keep contacting you and you’re saying I’m the one not leaving you alone. Then he’s saying you’re talking and because of that, people are saying things.” Chike denied discussing their situation with anyone, replying: “Trust me, I cannot do that. Typically, I won’t. Why are you even doubting where this is coming from?” The discussion later shifted to cutting off communication. Sandra asked: “Can you do without me? Are you going to do it or who is doing it first?” After Chike suggested she could do it immediately, Sandra replied: “No, I’m not doing it because you brought it up.” She later proposed that they block each other after “one last thing.” “Let’s be definite about it, not just blocking but also never ever talking or seeing each other again. But that one last thing has to happen before that.” Chike asked what it was and Sandra ended the call with a controversial remark “We’ve been stupid all along, so now let’s do the st¥pidest thing the last st¥pidest thing. That’s the solution.”

@jrnaib2 Lol

NE - Atiku NC - Atiku/Tinubu NW - Atiku. SW - Tinubu/Atiku SS - Atiku/PO SE - PO/Atiku.

@realness000 @instablog9ja And still won't marry themselves and don't plan spending the rest of their lives together. So, what exactly is the point?

@instablog9ja The scary part isn’t even the cheating allegation… it’s how calm and emotionally attached they both sounded. That “one last stupid thing” line already tells you the relationship was deeper than they want people to believe.

@_akongg Congratulations 🎉

Passed my final professional exam. Finally, a licensed Radiographer❤️☢️

@General_Somto @kingso0101 "What would he have done differently?" APC urchins

“Do You Have Any Challenges?” Those Were The Words Of Governor Alex Otti After He Suddenly Stopped His Convoy And Walked Into a Military Base Along Ngwa Road During a Routine Inspection In Aba. “How Are You? How Is Work Going? Is The Commander In?” Governor Otti Asked The Soldier On Duty. The Officer Quickly Took Him To Meet The Commander, Captain T. Yabiteigha, Who Was Clearly Surprised By The Unplanned Visit. Governor Otti Said: “Sorry We Took You Unawares. I Was Just Passing And Decided To Check On You People. Are There Any Challenges We Should Know About?” Before The Officer Could Say Much, Governor Otti Looked Around And Added: “I Can Already See This Place Needs Renovation.” The Soldiers Then Showed Him Their Faulty Operational Vehicles And Poor Working Conditions. Immediately, Governor Otti Directed That The Vehicles Be Repaired Or Replaced Without Delay And Ordered The Renovation Of The Base, Including Installation Of Solar Lights. Then Came The Emotional Moment. Captain Yabiteigha Told The Governor: “Sir, You May Not Remember Me, But Last Year You Paid My Hospital Bills And Supported The Family Of Our Colleague Who Died During An Attack. You Even Gave Scholarship To His Children. I Have Been Looking For a Way To Thank You For Saving My Life.”

@_AsiwajuLerry @rosheedolami Going by your permutation, Destiny Etiko is the GOAT of Movie Actors because she can pull more attention than Pete Edochie.

@rosheedolami Comparing a random Saudi League match to World Cup final is exactly the level of Ronaldo’s influence that we’re talking about.

Over 200 Million people worldwide tuned in to watch Cristiano Ronaldo today. 8 Ballon D’Ors cannot give you this level of influence. He’s The Greatest there will ever be.

@ptreatshaven @thatphoneboy 😂😂😂😂

“Entering age” “the Nigerians” See people wey mark my answer sheet☹️🙂‍↕️

@emmaikumeh So, how much did he sell you? And how much did Atiku buy you? Eehn Mr Emma 😁

Peter Obi is a very selfish politician, he wants to shortchange the South East, because of his selfish interest. Imagine saying the south east should hold power for only 4 years. We will see how he will get power. The man is so desperate for power that he can sell his people just for his own selfish ambition. That President you no go see am.