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Who did it better? @Mets in March or @Braves in November?

@luisjgomez How did you get roped in to coming to Lake Charles, Louisiana?

I’m an old man and I need glasses. Which ones should I get? 1, 2, or 3?

@LivForJReeves10 That’s awesome! I go to lots of away games for the Braves and even when they lose I make sure that I’m enjoying myself.

Ok I have news: Tonight after 23 years of fandom, I will finally be seeing the Chicago Cubs in person after 23 years of being a fan

@BLightMyFire @Noahpinion That’s why Chernobyl is the greatest TV show of all time.

@Noahpinion This is why I get excited when I start a new show and see that it is a “limited series”

If you're going to release 8 episodes of a show every 4 years, you need to have each season be a self-contained story, like a movie. People will tolerate long hiatuses if they get some story satisfaction each time. But a 4-year cliffhanger? Fuck that!

@CollinRugg Throat tat….dead giveaway

NEW: Michigan man starts bawling as he is sentenced to at least 30 years in prison for murdering his best friend on his wedding night. 24-year-old Michigan James Shirah killed his friend and groomsman Terry Taylor, 29, by deliberately hitting him with an SUV. Shirah and his wife, Savannah Collier, had exchanged vows just hours before the incident. Shirah had reportedly been drinking during the day and later got into an argument with Taylor. He then left and returned with the car, hitting Taylor. Collier pleaded guilty to one count of accessory after the fact. Shirah was sentenced to at least 30 years in prison for second-degree murder and has to pay $334 in fines.

@ModestTeacher Dalhart, TX is closer to the state capitals of 6 other states than it is to its own state capital.

Shuffle a deck of playing cards. That exact order of cards has never existed and will never exist again in the history of humanity.

@dren_braves @James_Schiano Thank you for continuing to shed light on the facts of this case.

@James_Schiano No it is not true at all. Marcell is, in fact, a survivor of domestic abuse and you should delete this.

Wow is this true

@dren_braves We just ate at Ruth’s Chris yesterday and it was nice. Everyone was dressed the way they were supposed to be at a nice joint.

this is good, actually. i took my wife to the fanciest restaurant I know of in Salt Lake for our 10th anniversary (Valter's). We got all dressed up to the nines for a fancy night, and then half of the restaurant was wearing joggers and backwards baseball hats. it was annoying.

@RhubarbBrown Pryor, Eddie & Chappell

Guy in our worship band is starting his own Christian stand-up comedy FB page and we were talking favorite comics of all time. I told him that my top-3 are Richard Pryor, Patrice O'Neil, and Bernie Mac. I think he put me on his prayer list.

@DOBrienATL Damn man… was not expecting this. Being out of state your coverage was sort of my window into the team. Really going to miss your take on the squad. Good luck and enjoy the break!

Don't know what to say. I'm gonna try to respond to everybody here, but it might take a while because right now, I'm fucking crying. Thank you so much, everybody. I mean it. It's humbling, gratifying and overwhelming. You folks have been so good to me, even ones I sparred with.

It's here, entirely my choice. I'm retiring. Appreciated every day of 41 years I've been paid to do what I loved -- writing, covering sports. Without y'all, it wouldn't have been possible. So, thanks from the bottom of my cantankerous heart. Your passion is admirable, beautiful.

@movie_tvshows_ That’s a move that Tommy Lee Jones & Benicio Del Toro already did in a knife fight. Not impressed.

Arya was born for this precise moment.

@d3wayne @Layemie001 Right, both should be on a 45°, but the people ain’t ready for that.

@adjuster_cody @Layemie001 You use angled cuts for joints because wood shrinks with age and a miter joint is less noticeable.

Perfect seams on baseboard when floor aren't straight.

@chriscfore Yeah, they’re both grown men I don’t want to hear about a coach putting his hands on a player. Can’t be doing this shit.

Collect his pads. Cut him before he gets out the locker room.

@ShedEndTom1982 @Skratch Doesn’t matter. He didn’t move it. 14.2. Replace the ball in its original lie.

@Skratch If that's a "waste bunker." It is "play it as it lies."

“My buddies back home would’ve said play it as it lies.” 😭

@wolfie0726 @eighteenholes18 @NUCLRGOLF @Bunkerbrogolf Yeah, I actually use this in our city championship this year when my ball was up in the lip of a bunker. It definitely saved me a shot or two.

@adjuster_cody @eighteenholes18 @NUCLRGOLF @Bunkerbrogolf x.com/NUCLRGOLF/stat… Check this out. Never knew this. Not sure if it is AI bs or not. If it's allowed I will be definitely using this for sure.

Huge rules controversy on the golf course 🧐🏌️ What’s the ruling here? (Via: @Bunkerbrogolf)

@wolfie0726 @eighteenholes18 @NUCLRGOLF @Bunkerbrogolf I think if it never clears the hazard line you have to go back to the last place it crossed. If it did cross that line you’ve got a club length no closer to the hole. That gets tricky with the angle of the pond and the cart path.

@adjuster_cody @eighteenholes18 @NUCLRGOLF @Bunkerbrogolf So because it didn't clear the hazard but cleared the pond you would have go back across the pond to where it crossed and drop there? I didn't realize that I thought because it cleared the pond you could drop on that side. Good to know. Thank you.

@wolfie0726 @eighteenholes18 @NUCLRGOLF @Bunkerbrogolf Where it crossed…that’s the issue with this spot, if it never crossed the water (hazard) can it be dropped on this side of the body of water?

@eighteenholes18 @NUCLRGOLF @Bunkerbrogolf 2 club lengths no closer to the hole. With the cart path being there not 100% how that would work.

@E887F90 @ZitiDoggsGolf lol. Thanks buster!

@adjuster_cody @ZitiDoggsGolf Nice Kankles fatty

I genuinely can’t believe anyone thinks these shoes are cool

@GothGolfGirl @ZitiDoggsGolf Super comfy and water proof. Played in the rain and the only thing dry was my socks.

@adjuster_cody @ZitiDoggsGolf These ones are so fugly I actually like them