Brandon Toborg

My life goal is to work in an office that does the "INTRUDER ALERT" thing should an intruder enter the building. #bondvillain

@realDonaldTrump is the real life Forest Gump of human misery. Thank you for that quote @LastWeekTonight

Damnit #delta why don’t you fly to India?

@realDonaldTrump Thoughts and prayers are not action asshole in chief.

@realDonaldTrump You mean like your current wife? @FLOTUS

What do you say now, 45? therealdonaldtrump instagram.com/p/BZfKFgDgZFB/

@FLOTUS I bet you were glad @realDonaldTrump was there with you...oh wait. #idiothusband #WorstPresidentEver

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Good thing you spent the day with her and not elsewhere. #republicanvalues #FamilyFirst

Watching @billmaher on @RealTimeHBO needing tickets before I move to India. #RETWEEET

I want to throw my my new $900+ iPhone so hard after seeing this news. But I can't because now I'll never be able to afford a new one.

@nprpolitics unless it's voting for the leader of the country.

I'm tired of people saying that Trump had no ground game. His ground game was white supremacy. He had a ground game & it made an impact.

@SSmith109 @wnderlustprojct @Ty_Wycoff hopefully in Phuket.

@Ty_Wycoff lets actually do that. Not even just because that orangutan is the US leader.

@SSmith109 @wnderlustprojct Mr. Steve, you can crash with @Ty_Wycoff and I.

@wnderlustprojct @Ty_Wycoff done and done! No joke.

this, is a president?? twitter.com/lolamariahowel…

#Trump didn't win. Racism won. Sexism won. Hate won. Lack of education won. #ElectionNight #ElectionNight

@post_subhuman I feel you man. This sucks.

This is disgusting and truly demoralizing the message it sends. Goodnight