Pete J

It's years since I've flown @Ryanair and reminded why! Tried to check in online but it's not sending code it says we need, no other option to check in. Get to airport and "you've missed check-in deadline so will be £55 each to check in" what a scam!! #scammers

Amazing. As always.

@RishiSunak @RoyalFamily So judging by the event coverage I just saw on TV you are saying you believe the "modern character of our country" is a white private educated 70+ year old religious person with absurd wealth and some sort of connection to the armed forces - is that right? Explains a lot...

Today’s #Coronation is a moment of extraordinary national pride. No other country could put on such a dazzling display. But it is not just a spectacle. It’s a proud expression of our history, culture, and traditions. It is a vivid demonstration of the modern character of our country. And a cherished ritual through which a new era is born. God Save The King.

Just found there's even a #coronation tribute wall tile that you can buy online!!! Whatever next, everyone jumping on the bandwagon to rinse any commercial gain they can out of the event!! #KingPrinceCharles

@GaryLineker Just look at AUSTRALIA it should say! The Aussie Tories (The Liberal Party) parroted "Stop the boats" over and over and sadly it worked in short term. Long term, they recently got absolutely wiped out at the election. Fingers crossed 🤞

@GaryLineker To see how this plays out, just look at where the EXACT SAME CATCHPHRASE of "Stop the boats" was used by the right wing to stoke fear in the electorate for last decade or more. Skip to the end: it's the last yelps of a dying political party. Just horrible, awful fearmongering

Good heavens, this is beyond awful.

@ukhomeoffice @SuellaBraverman DISGUSTING. DISGUSTING. DISGUSTING. Having lived for most of last 20 years in Australia it's clear they're just rehashing the Aussie playbook. It may work for a while but live in hope - eventually Aus right wing party got annihilated. 'Stop the boats' is death cry from #ToryScum

🗣️ “Enough is enough. We must stop the boats.” @SuellaBraverman, The Home Secretary.

Has a manager ever been sacked at half-time? Maybe this is our chance to be 'aggressive' and make some history #oufc Supported KR long term but now simply has to go. Beyond a joke if hes still here on Monday. Anyone still disagree? @bbcoxfordsport

@sharonodea Wait a second... Are you saying it's not normal to include a whole room dedicated to Taz of Tasmania in the sales photo reel for your property listing? Far out. Next thing you'll be telling me not to include pics of the Lady Di tribute lounge! Unbelievable. This country.

Picture 4 is what happens when you tell your Auntie Sue that you like something when you’re nine years old and they buy you it for your birthday every year forever. rightmove.co.uk/properties/129…

@DigitalJonathan Easily done innit. It's the hectic pace of life these days. Easy to overlook the little things now and then.

@RishiSunak The good news in this is you've had to descend to adopting the Australian liberal (conservative) party slogan from a decade ago of "stop the boats" and that ended up with their tories being destroyed by labour at latest election. Keep going on that path @RishiSunak you massive 🍆

Halve inflation. Grow the economy. Reduce debt. Cut waiting lists. Stop the boats. Your priorities are my priorities. I will work night and day to deliver them and build a better future.

@sharonodea She just did a shorter version of boris' leaving speech: "I've done brilliantly. Did amazing things. So I'm resigning. LOL. But I'll stick around to really really fuck shit up before I'm finally booted by another vacuous clown."

Good morning! Just woken up here in Chicago. Can someone give me a UK binfire précis? Is Liz Truss still Prime Minister?

Words can't describe how happy I am that #CunkOnEarth is a thing. @missdianemorgan I am crying with laughter thanks to you, you rascal you! Ep2 on religion: Faith/Off 😚 "Why do humans need to believe in something bigger than ourselves? Is it so we don't feel quite so fat?"

Look out #Australia King Chuck is comin and he ain't fuckin around!

Nice work @BritishGas - not only a MASSIVE increase in quarterly bill but also sending the bill late so it arrives 5 days AFTER your 'please pay by..' date! Way to inject excessive stress into daily life...

Right, that’s it lads: I’m declaring this weekend open a few hours early.

@tomfgoodwin Clovelly, Devon, UK Clovelly, Sydney, AUS

Two most different places with the same name. I’ll start Naples, Fl Naples, IT

@EFL Except once again the ifollow app has crashed so can't listen to the @OUFCOfficial game. Really crap app. Please please please create one that works or let radio broadcast games so fans can listen.

Can't get to your team's game this afternoon? Here's all the ways to watch and follow the action! #EFL

@efl iFollow crashes at kickoff time once again. Shit app does my head in. @OUFCOfficial can you stream your games somewhere else somehow? iFollow is a pile of shite

@RichDecibels A beaut right here: youtu.be/-jOlaE9W0LM

hey please feed my youtube algorithm: I want music recommendations, any style, just one good performance you appreciate