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@Wesdinho_ @cagiago_ “3 goals 8 assists ain’t bad”

@desauce2 @stonersvilla Yooo what’s that

@afcstephenn @stonersvilla Unless you own this nifty little tool like I do. a.co/d/0fo1aNTQ

How do you roll your joints?? Me: 3

@desauce2 @stonersvilla I did think the same until I realised I can roll 4 joints myself to 2 RAW premade cones. Wasting more money.

@afcstephenn @stonersvilla RAW premade cones are very convenient

@desauce2 @stonersvilla We don’t get the luxury of premades here. Went to Amsterdam last year and that’s one of the most convenient things to buy

@afcstephenn @stonersvilla No desire to learn how. The premades made it unnecessary.

@_ds4_official @desauce2 @stonersvilla You can’t then

@afcstephenn @desauce2 @stonersvilla Bro. No one cares

@desauce2 @stonersvilla I can do 4 by hand (uk smoker)

@stonersvilla 3 by hand, 5 with pre-made cones. I prefer 3 though.

If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.

He’s gonna start playing shit then

I’m going to be insufferable in summer… not because I’m an “Arsenal fan” but because in the past 3 years I have witnessed… - Liverpool fans holding a banner of Arteta dressed as a woman “Never the bride” - Tottenham celebrate their team losing to City at home - Haaland “Stay Humble” - David Bentley break into Arteta’s office, take his beer and mock Arsenal because Spurs won Europa - Slot, Hurzeler, Ten Hag, Amorim etc… complain about Arsenal’s style of football & claim that they should’ve won matches against us - Rival fans say Arsenal don’t deserve to win the prem because they’re not “entertaining” - Liverpool fans “drinking Arsenals tears” at a parade - Constant calls of being “bottlejobs” from rival fans - The silly culture of watch alongs from fans who gain fame from hating on Arsenal when their teams aren’t even in the title race or rivals of Arsenals (Kee Thomas I’m talking to you) - Second again chants at stadiums. - Gary Neville constantly berating our club, when he’s praising other teams for doing the same - Jamie Carragher saying “Get down the tunnel” for a simple celebration - Man City fans talking about “We’re breathing down on you” - Lastly, every time we win people tell us to shut up & run online narratives because it’s Arsenal but praise other clubs for doing the same… And I’m sure I’ve missed some. So don’t judge Arsenal fans when we’re out n about in London with kits on. When the trophy parade shuts down the entirety of North London & Northwest London. We deserve this.

@tobyasky @PeakSxnti No ball knowledge what so ever 🤡

I said Aston Villa is winning the league, you think it’s a joke?

@GoalZone_XI @JacobsBen It’s like saying you’re grounded but come back home by mid night

@JacobsBen A suspended transfer ban is basically no ban at all. It’s like being told you’re grounded only if you get caught sneaking out again

🚨 More on Chelsea's fine and sanctions for breaches during the Roman Abramovich era. £10m of the fine relates to financial breaches and reporting, while £750k is for breaking the Premier League's youth development rules. Chelsea say they are "pleased to confirm that the club has reached a settlement with the Premier League in relation to historical regulatory matters that were self-reported by the club in 2022. "The club voluntarily and proactively disclosed to all applicable regulators potential historical rule breaches, including incomplete financial reporting that took place over a decade ago." The breaches, and ultimately charges, were discovered during due diligence. Clearlake-Boehly set aside around £150 million to deal with potential Abramovich-related issues, including this matter. The EPL say Chelsea showed "exceptional cooperation" which has led in part to a less severe sanction. Crucially, the EPL's own financial analysis concluded that in no scenario would Chelsea have breached PSR for the applicable seasons. "The club wishes to make clear that following robust financial analysis by the Premier League, it was concluded that, 'In no scenario would the club have exceeded the maximum allowable loss of £105 million over the three-year assessment period in the Rules'," Chelsea's statement adds. "Accordingly there is no scenario in which the club could have been in breach of the applicable limits in the Premier League’s Profitability and Sustainability Rules during the applicable seasons historically. "From the outset of this process, the club has treated these matters with the utmost seriousness, providing full cooperation to all relevant regulators." Understand the breaches Academy Development Rules breaches were potential infractions around early contact, and nothing financial. They took place under former senior academy leadership, who are no longer employed by the club. Chelsea also clarify on Academy transfer ban that "the nine-month restriction on registering Academy players applies immediately, but only to Academy players who have previously been registered with another League or EFL club in the preceding 18 months. It does not apply to current Chelsea players, international players or players who are applying for their first registration at Under 9."

@SpursOfficial Play against us, please. 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The worst league ever has two teams still going for a quadruple, four teams in a top 4 race and four teams in a relegation battle

Rival fans call us boring but tuned in to watch a 12:15 kick off vs Mansfield. Does that make sense?

@AgniOnHisBs @Joeboro196 @rfc__j @JackMoore16357 @jallmenn Enjoy trying to rage bait people on X you sad man. Let people do what they want.

@Joeboro196 @afcstephenn @rfc__j @JackMoore16357 @jallmenn Youre no different from the dude i was arguing with. enjoy your snapchat screentime

Game has never been so gone

@AgniOnHisBs @rfc__j @Joeboro196 @JackMoore16357 @jallmenn But you got clowns still using Facebook ☠️ Or saying people gotta rethink their lives while hiding behind Twitter. Same shit brother

@afcstephenn @rfc__j @Joeboro196 @JackMoore16357 @jallmenn U gotta rethink some things brother

@rfc__j @Joeboro196 @JackMoore16357 @jallmenn Why? I’ve been using Snapchat since I was like 14/15 same account. Still use it now

@Joeboro196 @JackMoore16357 @jallmenn If you’re in your 20s using Snapchat as a bloke you ought to take a look at yourself bud.

Danny Welbeck applauding the Arsenal fans at full-time after the Gunners beat Brighton. ❤️👏

Signing Vicario over Raya might have been one the best decisions this club has made in a LONG time…

@chiddyafc The moment they drew

Our fans when the City result was confirmed 😍