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🚨IMMEDIATE RELEASE🚨 Congressman Dan Crenshaw Threatens to Sue Shawn Ryan. @DanCrenshawTX @RepDanCrenshaw

In 2001 a man disguised as a car seat was caught at U.S.–Mexico Border

@bushcamp2 Looks amazing brother

Pasta with homemade tomato sauce topped with fried catfish alongside some snow peas. Nice supper to end a busy day!

@_MelanieRau I had back surgery at 27. Do not recommend back issues.

No one warned me that 27 would be the age I started getting back pain

Job interview: do you have any special skills? Midwesterner: I can smell when a thunderstorm is coming

@feral_luxury Hahaha poor guy. It’s a shame some dogs are assholes.

And the other dog is at the fence barking. Pocket is sitting there 😐 like he’s gonna stare and intimidate this dog to leave “I’ll wait 😐” and I’m trying to walk him away, he’s not budging. Finally he sighs, gets up and walks away like Eeyore. He’s a strange little bear.

Pocket and I go to the dog park in the apartment complex as long as: 1. It’s empty, because he doesn’t want any more friends And 2. It’s not muddy If we can’t go, I’ll say “sorry, not today bub” while we walk by. He’ll look over but still keep walking

@feral_luxury I bet at court she pulls off a mask and she’s an actual chimp as well

She’s so delusional, it’s almost not funny anymore

Jake Paul and Mike Tyson conning us all into thinking this was going to be a legitimate fight

The real idiots are all of us that watched this fake ass fight.

I would have taken take $20mil to do that

Is there a chance Tyson can hit Jake Paul hard enough he’s no longer a dipshit??

@realalexlains Me either, but that looked clear.

I don’t know much about boxing, but Serrano won that fight, no doubt.

From what I can tell boxing is basically just hoping someone accidentally moves into where you were throwing random punch.

@BellaKendra I think it may be the $20-40 mil for showing up.

Ok the subject of the fights…how does one come to the conclusion that for a career they want to be hit in the face a bunch of times???? #OPLive

@tfjaybee I hate when that happens, miserable.

Pretty sure I just pulled a muscle in my neck by turning my head. This should be fun to deal with for the next few days

The @joerogan Netflix special is hilarious.

The Olympics are like a competition of shit that no one actually cares if they are good at it or not except these people. #Olympics

@teejaaymc Love it.

Corey Perry curse continues folks, 0-4 big yikes.

Congrats @tara9191 #timetohunt

Wtf #timetohunt