Agent Kiki

Drop an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don’t name the movie, just a GIF.

@jaketapper I wish I could DM you to tell you how much I am still giggling over “the chance of a government shut down is as high as Willie Nelson touring in Amsterdam” considering I am expected to fly home on Monday - need this humor. Genius.

"To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle." -- George Orwell

@IamHappyToast Worth another coffee

@TheRickWilson FYI - It is the title of@the article that he linked.

Dude.

@TheRickWilson “Reading this book reminded me of watching a cat lick a dog’s eye goo.”

This is arguably the greatest book review I’ve ever read. nytimes.com/2022/08/17/boo…

@DavidGonzKHOU @KHOU Dying to know the backstory. Scouring internet daily for info and this kid has no media presence. Who is this guy?

#BREAKING - Ryan Smith has been captured. #khou11 @KHOU

@emirates just cancelled my flight due to Covid restrictions into Japan. Received a confirmation from Boketo.com and I am afraid that it was a scam. Can you confirm that Boketo is an affiliate?

@SuperWomanOf4 @IRS_CI @SDNYnews I came back looking for the tweet (several hours later) because I swore I saw ‘that guy’ was finally going down.

U.S. Attorney announces indictment charging former president and bookkeeper of moving company with multimillion-dollar payroll tax fraud scheme, and related guilty pleas. #IRS @SDNYnews go.usa.gov/xeqWT

@Roy_Hess @NDevox @WhatsApp I spit my coffee out. hahahahhaha.

@NDevox @WhatsApp classic IT Crowd

We’re aware that some people are experiencing issues with WhatsApp at the moment. We’re working to get things back to normal and will send an update here as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience!

@aignies I believe you have the Instagram @parceloflove and it is inactive. I have written to that page as well as the Facebook affiliated with that page. Can you please respond to those emails?

#EssentialNotElite Been unemployed since Covid hit after working for the same company for 23 years. Was a productive tax paying citizen who has been unable to find a career replacement. I have reinvented myself, doing whatever I can to have a comparable life. I am essential.

@CDCgov I have received a phishing email that uses the CDC in the subject as relevant info. I would like to forward to the right person to be addressed but cannot find an email on your website.

@tedcruz You are a traitor and you disgust me. Honor your oath. It will be your last so at least make it mean something.

Should the Senate exercise jurisdiction over Trump's impeachment trial? Why the answer matters. foxnews.com/opinion/ted-cr…

@sfpelosi That is exactly what I said out loud!!

“The mob was not accused of conspiring with the president” — well we don’t know that yet, Bruce Castor, as not all charges have been filed and some indictments may be under seal. We DO know that the deadly mob claims Trump sent them on #Jan6. Watch again. #ImpeachmentTrial

@mikeroweworks what a disappointment. You are not on the outside.

@ProjectLincoln @TheAmandaGorman - we speak your name

Amanda Gorman. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

@RobAnderson2018 Hi Rob. This was a refreshing stream. Will follow you now!

I’m pretty good with names, but there’s around 50k of you who’ve never even said “hello.” What’s up?

These people should be incarcerated for a very, very long time.

You do realize that is a vaccine? You are joking right?

@CheriJacobus @realDonaldTrump Me either

I've never followed @realdonaldtrump on twitter