Natalie

I bet @Kaepernick7 knows what our flag looks like @realDonaldTrump independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

@NYGovCuomo hey you piece of shit thanks for the free fries now I’m safe from covid #blessed

@KP1877 stay safe

First Hulu, then wish, now someone keeps trying to get into my @Blizzard_Ent account. I haven’t used any of these accounts in years and years. What givessss

@SpicyTrumpMemes @realDonaldTrump You should go on @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE

In #HomeAlone2 news, @realDonaldTrump is extra butthurt that his greatest accomplishment — being the only cast member of Home Alone 2 to ever be impeached — has been erased due to all the #INCESTGATE rumors. Too bad, but that’s what happens when you let rumors go unchallenged!

@BDCThug Well, it is December so ....

Moving in 7 days. So I’ll probably start packing in 7 days.

@KP1877 @jima6636 @Slate004 @Metal_Trooper It’s crazy to think we’ve all known each other for like 10+ years at this point. Miss ya buddy. Hope all is well with you and the fam.

I miss the old iPtt days. @jima6636 @Slate004 @agirlneedsagun @Metal_Trooper Whatever happened to Gary and Dakota? I had so much fun late at night talking to these crazy ass strangers who became my friends. All because of the iPhone, jail breaking and a free app call iPtt

In 2 weeks I will have 3 jobs and be living in an attic. YOLO

How can I lose 5lbs in an hour?

Wow I’m not even at my own house and @optimum is trash here too. So it’s just horrible everywhere, got it.

I painted my nails for the first time in like 2 years. My future seems so bright now.

Why aren’t there any apartments that allow dogs over 50 lbs? This is discrimination.

@RealTruth_Anon @Tool Yeah this tweet was from April fools day bucko

My mental health is in the toilet.

I’m a piece of shit

I’ve received 14 robocalls in the past 24 hours... what is happening? @ATT

Found a kitten in the engine bay of my car today. Naturally I have taken it into my home and become completely obsessed with it. Ray told me I need to “calm down about the kitten” .... excuse me?