Possum Kingdom

You either die hating George Constanza or live long enough to become him.

Kind of like some games in the Metaverse today lol

If the earth is flat, explain how my life has been going downhill constantly.

the prophecy has been fulfilled

The Danger of Minimalist Design (& the death of detail) A short thread...

@ADHDeanASL An army is forming on her behalf as we speak. We ride at dawn.

Guys, our daughter’s MIL just clipped our granddaughter’s never-before cut hair AGAINST OUR DAUGHTER’S WISHES. On the bright side, the judge is waiving bond

@CollinMurr Word by word, this.

He’s a terrible person and there are plenty of legitimate things to mock him for. Mocking his weight just makes you a terrible person.

Before you judge some one, remember that you have no idea what they are struggling with. I, for example, am in the midst of a centuries long struggle with a bog witch for the ruby pendant which will free my one true love. Ya just never know.

While some age like a fine wine I’m here aging like milk in a sippy cup forgotten under the couch.

I just told my daughter that when I was a kid our tv only had 4 channels and she rolled her eyes and said, “oK, mOm. wHaTeVeR,” and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe my father DID walk to school uphill both ways.

YALL I JUST MET JACK DORSEY BUT I DIDNT HAVE A PEN OR PAPER SO HE SIGNED MY NOTES APP

bird law

She sees the humor. Proceed.

I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.

I’m at a family reunion today and 3 people have come up to me asking how my imaginary internet money is doing. I always just say “it’s down a little bit” even though it’s much, much, worse.

are you blocked by these accounts?

investment bankers in the 90s vs. investment bankers in 2022

@jojipaints But my happy chemicals!!