Gus B

@TheGreenParty Congrats, Hannah :)

Fuck off, @SkyNews - your election coverage is utterly shite.

@BustertheLegend Hi Gav, I'm in - willing to exchange for pies :D

@BustertheLegend Ye were supposed tae clear oot yer shed, Gav... :)

@BustertheLegend @NatalieAHood No USB port? ;-)

@BustertheLegend They don't make 'em like that anymore. May she rest in peace :(

@SpAM_CAN Lots of LSD, I suspect!

what the everloving fuck is happening

So far, so bland. Oh wait... I'm still sober! Mr Cyprus is providing some eye candy at least #Eurovision

@BustertheLegend Ah, another kitchen appliance purchase! ;)

Yet another order with missing items. Why can't you pick up the phone and ASK me if I'd prefer an alternative item, instead of just saying "unavailable". It's not rocket science! I'll have my delivery charge refunded, please. Absolutely shocking service @AsdaServiceTeam

@BustertheLegend That looks like the result of a bloody hurricane. I wonder how these tories would feel if a random gang of people turned up and started cutting down the trees in their gardens... Actually, that's not a bad idea. Might focus the mind

@BustertheLegend Hope you had a good Xmas, Gav

Oh, and while I'm at it @MorayCouncil , please send a gritter to Hopeman ASAP. It's treacherous out there tonight, both on roads and pavements.

I'm not really sure who is responsible for parking enforcement around here, but I'm fed up with having less pavement space. @MorayCouncil @PoliceScotland Please sort it out

Oi, @BBCNews - how about giving us some actual fucking news instead of this constant fitba coverage? There are other things happening in the world.

@BustertheLegend A macaroni pie and my silence is secured!

@BustertheLegend Another accidental domestic appliance purchase? ;)

Quarter to six an all's we-ellll. Dingin Doon here. Havenae had proper rain in ages.

@BustertheLegend Where's that, Gav?

Lovely day in #Lossiemouth. Sunshine, coffee and hot rolls from the lovely lady at @AshersPies