Andrew Fuss

The people's guernsey 🫶

✨ She's coming home ✨ @erinphillips131 returns to Port Adelaide as our inaugural @pafc_w player signing 👏 📰 bit.ly/3OBUcdz #weareportadelaide

@NoDunksInc permanent wedgie in the bar

@kanecornes @melbmara Amazing effort mate 💪

.@melbmara really turned it on today, so good to have you back. 2.34.30 and a PB for me - congratulations to everyone who finished, see you next year.

@Norts1974 What a human. A man who personified strength and character. His legacy will live on

I first met Russ as wide-eyed 8 yr old after a game at Alberton in 1983. That moment will stay with me forever. He was a hero. Still is. And always will be. He was universally admired like no other. A giant both on and off the field. The one and only. Onwards and upwards Russ.

@PAFC One of the absolute best. Well deserved

Congratulations, Bob. A heart-and-soul Port Adelaide man and worthy recipient of the Bob Clayton Memorial Award ❤️ #weareportadelaide

Sam Kerr's decision not to lash at this when the ball was bouncing up, and to have the calmness to let it settle where she needed it is unreal. Three defenders, though standing square, no one flying in to block. Sam with some Jedi mind fuckery for sure. #Matildas

Ariarne’s coach Dean Boxall sums it up perfectly! #TokyoTogether pic.twitter.com/Kvww2jpSFy

@danielbryant @rm_rm_rm_rm_rm I want a full AFL investigation

@rm_rm_rm_rm_rm @ajfuss7 it's gathering momentum

In what world is this an appropriate way to write the number 11

@BrusVandenbergh Absolutely mate. Few beers with a few of the PAFC crew in order

@BrusVandenbergh Amazing 10 years brus. Achieved so much, can walk out knowing you left the club in a much better place than when you started ♥️

@JakeJDean Noel’s Caravans

@danielbryant @ZackBornstein @sarahcpr I need to know the reason. It’s bloody amazing

@ZackBornstein @sarahcpr @ajfuss7 😂

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

@danielbryant @MatthewBevan @Shirls1870 Let’s bloody hope Biden wins Florida. Let it be over

@MatthewBevan Great thread @ajfuss7 @Shirls1870

Ok the number one question people are asking me (and everyone who follows this) is when on Wednesday are things happening... so here you go - all times are Canberra/Melbourne/Sydney time. 10am - First states close. Indiana and Kentucky. Don’t even look up from your laptop.

@JakeJDean Made on a Bernina or Pfaff?

@danielbryant @chemp1989 @novotel_perth @WAGovernment Yeah love me a paid prison stay. Some of the stories have been terrible. There have also been a few that said it was ok - an opening window or even a balcony!

@chemp1989 @novotel_perth @WAGovernment @ajfuss7 thread to get you in the mood 😬

*Quarantine post*I am currently serving my 14 day mandatory isolation at @novotel_perth. Having been informed that we will not get any ‘yard or fresh air’ is tough to take but the hotel said it’s a @WAGovernment rule that no hotel has this facility.However the most disappointing

@aftertheboop @matt_agius

Our boy is back. 🏠 #BaleIsBack ⚪️ #COYS

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know