Andrew Hunt

@jkehe @page88 It’s weird that you’re criticizing novels that, based on your own characterizations of characters in those novels, you obviously never read. Or perhaps your level of reading comprehension is below that of, your own words, a “sixth grade reading level”.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

@TheFFBallers Joe HolyShixon

A reaction for every Joe Mixon TD today. A thread:

@jasonmoore Thankfully Kelsey gave me the “W” with that last catch, despite a goose from Kamara.

The Kamara situation is pretty unique and might cause lots of arguments in your leagues. Have grace. This is for fun.

A little #chilislove for our Togo specialist. Leading the restaurant in surveys and 3% Togo GWAP. Keeping our restaurant under 20% and second in the area.

@AnnieClarkCole @kilmeade The pipeline was never shut down. It was an extra segment that they wanted to build that was scrapped. The pipeline is, and has been operating.

@kilmeade This is crazy. But when you have a crazy in the White House what does one expect? He should open the damn Keystone pipeline. It should never have been closed in the first place.

RIDICULOUS

@seth_yoder @tedcruz I guess it’s still technically after the election. After all, a broken clock is correct twice a day.

@tedcruz Remember When Ted Cruz Promised We Would Stop Caring About Covid-19 After The Election? youtube.com/watch?v=LmRdzb…

And the State of the Union is Tuesday… 🧐🧐

@DanielS94149233 @RonnyJacksonTX And that’s how elections work. Roughly 48-49% of the voters, during any administration, will not have voted for that administration.

@RonnyJacksonTX So sad that this who they, not me, chose this for the President of our nation.

Biden COULDN’T REMEMBER Obama’s name! He was VP for 8 years! He’s totally OUT of it! He needs a cognitive exam!!

@jonlovett They’re doing fake cringe tweets to watch everyone lose their minds and, I must say, it is working. 🤣

Elon Musk is the Tesla of our generation, a genius, who should run for office, I have a Tesla, and love how it feels

@TheFFBallers Scam Newton

#MondayPunday Got a good one-liner or pun for what a specific stud 💪 or dud 💩 did for your fantasy team this week? #fantasyfootball #Week12

@FantasyPros Najee, Taylor, and the patriots D

Tell us you've already clinched a playoff spot without telling us you've already clinched a playoff spot

@SharpFootball @NFL Just underthrow your wr’s and it’s an auto PI…

28 penalties for 276 yards @NFL you should be embarrassed worst Thanksgiving game I can recall

@TomPelissero Why get embarrassed you threw a flag because you backed into a player when you could just double down?

The NFL not only stands behind Monday night’s controversial taunting call against #Bears LB Cassius Marsh -- the league informed Marsh on Friday he's being $5,972 for unsportsmanlike conduct, per sources.

@jasonmoore There is hope!!

@jasonmoore 2 more point and I win. Thought it was hopeless going in to tonight down by almost 20.

The MUTH. is. LUTH!

@SethDillon You sir, are an idiot

Wait ‘til that word “allows” is changed to “requires.”

@FantasyPros George Brittle

We all make mistakes.

@jonfavs here’s another great hot take to add to your new segment 🙄 apple.news/A4Nw5GoUuS72JF…

@RTepera Your team gets spanked so you start accusing the other team of cheating. While we’re on the subject, why did your ERA go up 2.23 after MLB cracked down on “sticky substances” also losing rpm on your pitches?Sounds like YOU were the one cheating. 🗑

@RebeccaBowling @TheDailyShow “Don’t worry Tuck, not a burglar, just a tourist.”

@ajhunt87 @TheDailyShow Make sure you are taking pictures touristy like

What insurrection was Tucker watching?