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They attack our map, we attack their App!

@sidin Automatically drafted into the MI5?

Only Tom Cruise has participated in more MIs

Bengalis will do anything for seafood.

Anda Kanoon

Beautiful bride. Phool aur Kante

@sidin I suspect there is a sintex error in the library

Outside a library? Could be a… think tank.

@rameshsrivats Toll Aaya? Ah!

An oil tanker paid Iran $2 million for safe passage through Strait of Hormuz. Because "Ayatollah" needs a "toll".

@rameshsrivats Does this count as an “I tolled you so”

Wait! What? I demand royalty. x.com/rameshsrivats/…

@rameshsrivats Some call him RaSh, no wonder he’s all over

If anyone deserves a biopic, it's the omnipresent Shri Rajeev Shukla ji. Here's the poster...

Strait of Hormuz is closed because the Iranians are waiting for Modi Jee to inaugurate it.

I've always suspected that the Last Supper painting was not accurate. Have fixed it now...

@CricketopiaCom Illiteracy, ignorance, arrogance and delusion

“Bumrah is Usman Tariq of Fast Bowlers.” ~ Aaqib Javed What sort of comparison is this😭

@sidin The shell that beats all other Shells

Whatsapping with my family back in Kerala who has backup wood-burning stove in the back yard, and approximately 35,000 coconut shells sitting in a shed.

This is so not done. No desperation of getting wickets can justify this run out. That too from a captain. Youngsters please remember, even if the World Cup final is on the line never do what the Bangladesh skipper did. Sports without fair play is no sports.

For cylinder walas, reliable gas supply has become a pipe dream

@Purba_Ray Nicely done! Reminiscent of how Twitter was before all the muck landed!

Iran on Strait of Hormuz - aap Qatar mein hain, aap Kuwait Karna padhega

@babumoshoy Some say they were already marooned

Apparently some of the West Indies players are still stuck in Kolkata and may cast their vote in Bengal election.

@CricketopiaCom Amazing how the feel of the game changes when Bill Lawry is in commentary

Australia’s Stunning Collapse in Perth #OnThisDay in 1992, Australia were pushed to the brink of elimination after a dramatic 48-run defeat to Pakistan in Perth. Chasing 221, they looked firmly in control at 116 for 2, but Mushtaq Ahmed ripped through the middle order. With panic setting in, even with Steve Waugh still to come at No. 7, the innings unravelled in stunning fashion.

🇧🇷🗣️ This is an INCREDIBLE story from David Luiz about his time in Paris: “A few months after I moved to Paris, two of my friends from Diadema came to spend some time with me there. They had broken up with their wife and girlfriend and were sad, so I invited them, hoping the visit would help clear their minds. Great. “They soon met other Brazilians, who played for a team like the seventh-division amateur league in the suburbs of Paris — all immigrants without proper papers. “Every night, my two friends came home angry, complaining that they were constantly beaten up. So, I said: “I’ll go over there tomorrow to watch you play.” And I did. “I arrived wearing a ninja hat, half disguised, and watched. The opponents were all dressed up, with their uniforms, equipment, water bottles, and a coach. And my friends’ team was wearing nothing: one in white shorts, another in purple, a third in yellow. The guys were hanging from the goalposts to warm up…. It was a mess. At the end of the match, which they lost, I asked: “Do you want me to train the team?” I’ll never forget the guys’ smiles. They were so genuinely happy and excited, something I had only seen when I was a kid, when we would fly kites in Diadema. I started training the guys every Monday, from 10 to midnight. Sometimes I would train them on Monday and play a Champions League match on Tuesday. I even remember scoring a goal against Barcelona on one of those days. I started loving Mondays. I couldn’t wait to be with those guys. We talked, I listened a lot, and I got to know each one’s stories and struggles. “Some made money playing capoeira, others delivering items on motorbikes or washing dishes. All of them had a hard life, afraid because of their illegal status, with little hope that things would improve, but football brightened up and took the weight off their days. On my first holidays, I went back to Brazil and went to talk to the ultimate crazy woman, my mother: “Mum, can you make stuff for the boys there?” “Say no more! She made travel polo shirts, tracksuits, match uniforms, training uniforms, everything in sizes S, M, L, XL…. I went back to Paris with 21 suitcases. The guys’ dedication grew along with their joy. We started training twice a week, then three times. We got promoted, and at the end of the season, I had a crazy idea. Another one. “I’m going to throw a gala for the team, just like PSG does for us every year.” I rented a castle-like nightclub where Matuidi had thrown his birthday party and started producing ours. “I had already hired a guy who used to film for PSG to film our guys’ matches, too. I asked him to bring all the videos to my house so we could watch them and choose the best goals of the year, the top scorer, the goalkeeper’s best saves. Let’s show them on the big screen! Then I ordered trophies for the winners of each category. Hey, but what about the others? Plaques! We’re going to make little wooden-and-acrylic plaques with each one’s name on them. Everything was perfect. The day before, I called the guys together: “Do you have a white button-up shirt and a basic black coat for tomorrow’s party?” Nobody had one. OK, I will buy you some. I went to the store myself and got some. Then I thought about their girlfriends and wives. I called the group again and gave each one some pocket money so that their SOs could buy a dress if they wanted. The party night arrived. And if I told you it was incredible, one of the most extraordinary emotional moments of my life, as cool as winning the Champions League, would you believe me?” 🎙️ @TPTFootball

@rameshsrivats Appreciation for our Prime form possibly

BCCI has announced a cash prize of Rs. 131 crores for T20 World Cup winners. Should have made it Rs. 145 crores. One rupee on behalf of each Indian.