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@Chicago_History Bricktown

Lane Technical High School in Chicago, located at Western Avenue and Addison Street. The massive building project cost approximately $6 million to complete. Opened in September 1934, it was dedicated as the largest high school in the world at that time. The footprint shown in this photo closely matches the school's layout today, though the surrounding area has developed. #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@TheChiefNerd Russia funded all the anti fracking nonsense.

🚨 Brad Gerstner Says We Need to Investigate Who is Funding Datacenter Activists “These are highly organized activists moving across the country to stir up trouble in the exact same way they did to stop all fission reactors being built 30 years ago in America. Now we have no nuclear reactors being built, and China's got 100 of them.”

@Chicago_History @portilloshotdog No

For $1,000 - Could you eat all of this in under 30 mins? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@FightWithMemes Kamala voter

Develop an internal locus of control, and you'll be unmovable. Try to police the world? You end up like THIS professional robo-Karen, screeching at people in the park. She pulled out every trick she knew: > Shouting incoherently > Being insufferable > Demanding to see a permit > Threatening to call the cops > Wobbling about like an angry penguin The only thing that saved these parkgoers from Mega Karen was the fireworks suddenly drawing aggro. I hope everyone had a happy Mother's Day yesterday, except for this insufferable wench.

@TABYTCHI @PerryALPHA @majur_56

@PerryALPHA @majur_56 Starting a homelessness NGO that rounds up the vagabonds and vagrants and forces them to peddle stationary bikes in giant warehouses for free power

Spencer Pratt has the courage to hate the homeless

@WallStreetMav Classic French sauce

STOP PUTTING MAYO ON FRIES

@newstart_2024 Insert hot/crazy matrix here…..

Charlize Theron went off on dating apps: “The apps are a f... clown show. No Burning Man photos, no mirror selfies with your hand in your jean pocket, and stop telling me you’re a CEO of some vague business nobody understands. It makes my vagina close.” She only joined because she was drunk with her girlfriends… and now she secretly enjoys the chaos while roasting everyone. Dating apps have turned modern romance into a bizarre performance where authenticity is rare and everyone is trying way too hard. My female friends have told me this is actually true — the constant posing, vague “entrepreneur” bios, and try-hard photos are exhausting and a huge turn-off. What do you think — are dating apps killing genuine connection, or are they just exposing how bad we’ve become at dating?

@chibbqk1ng I’m meant catsup

Whoever said perfection can never be achieved, never had a Chicago dog.

After CBS embarrassed Karen Bass by fact-checking her debate lies about the Palisades Fire, they clearly got the call. CBS filmed with me on my burned out lot for over an hour, and they turned it over to Karen Bass’ PR team to edit it into a comical 5 minute hit piece with clips from the Hills. They can’t beat my ideas, they can’t beat me in the debates, so they gotta try to turn my campaign into a sideshow. People are done with these skeezy political tricks, and I’m done with CBS. They’ll never get a word from me for my next 8 years as mayor. Adios! What outlet should I have in their absence?

@kaeruZangyo @Murica1791 @DukeNukem1996 And the north

@Murica1791 @DukeNukem1996 ありがとう。 南部…😨

アメリカ人の30％しか銃を持っていないらしいです。 ⠀ なんとなくみんな持ってると思ってませんでしたか？ アメリカ人も日本人の多くが日本刀を持ってると思ってるのかな。 誰も持ってないって言ったらがっかりさせちゃうかな。

@PerryALPHA Your cranium represents me

Perrymandering > Gerrymandering

@HDMonty2 @CrazyCactusAZ2 Stay vigilant

Anyone else tired.

Yup

That much of our elite hates the country, for farcially false reasons taught to them by ~traitors ("The Comanche riders were PEACEFUL, before we told them of war!!!") Is a very serious problem. No punch line. This has to be changed entirely.

@chrisman Ask them what the consequences should be for homeschooling parents who fail to educate children. Then ask what the consequences should be for public schools that do the same. The difference in answers is the game.

@HDMonty2 Be a wine mom without kids

@patrickbetdavid @davidclowery at the Old Town School of Music in Chicago.

What's the best concert you've ever been to?

The Kentucky Derby is the all time champion of "you just have to be there to really get it"