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Nobody can hear my album till I get Andre 3000 to play flute on this song I made about kangaroos

Just lost that game where you can’t think about the game. Damnit it’s been years

This does feel like tweeeting into the void but I know big brother is watching

Don’t invite me to run w you if we ain’t gonna play tag

My first pint back at Churchill’s hit like opium

Only thing cute about heartbreak are the tiny bars of soap you come across in hotels after you stormed out her house. Why are they so tiny?!

Been a while since I spazzed out on the tweets is any one here or is this the void

R.I.P. to South Central L.A. native, Roy Ayers!! Here’s 14 of my favorite songs of his that have been sampled:

Philadelphia is cool cuz everybody there loves Allen Iverson as much as I do

They could find out McNuggets are made outta barbershop hair and babies and I'd still eat them. HELP

Sometimes I'll lie about having to take a shit just so I can sit down and pee.

Episode of Maury where it turns out Maury is the father

@cbasmattar Why Uggla over Hanley at the time?

I own 3 marlins jerseys, Uggla is one of them

@THEKIDMERO Chicken wing spot in the food court goes crazy

IF U SEE ME AT BAY PLAZA ILL BUY U A LEMONADE

@dances Do you hear Yearning For your Love in the chords for that or am I buggin

Was like who produced Bed Chem Of course Ian Kirkpatrick is one of the producers That’s an all timer song 😭😭😭 Bed chem into Espresso is one of the most devastating combos whoo boy

I be washing tf out my hands at the bath & body works

Jerry Stiller is a legend. Got 2 different shows on syndication at the same time every night. Seinfeld on the CW. King of Queens on TV Land. RIP OG

BeatKing was the ultimate character, always cracking jokes, but he was so committed to his craft. When “Then Leave” scorched the internet in 2020, I asked my editor at Texas Monthly if I could give him his flowers in a proper feature—she said yes. This is the first thing I wrote.

@MickeyChristmas linktr.ee/DRKGRY?fbclid=… listen to my bros. Great listen from front to back

Yo if you rap and we not friends already or even if we are send me your most recent album I’m tryna listen to some shit front to back

Puerto Rico Stand Up 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

🚨 Colombian mercenary in Ukraine: "They left us here alone in a war against a giant... Do NOT come here."