El Gato Williams

Stadium locale wards off north counties during week; bad reputation by previous owners; current cheap owners; lack of team identity; failure to keep players; fleeting success sandwiched by mediocrity; inability to flip allegiance of transplants; no teal branding. #MLB #Marlins

I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.

Gaming after 10pm while the rest of the house is asleep.

The World Baseball Classic has taught me that we just need to involve Dominicans in everything just a bit more

Really, Bam scored 93 because he had 83 in the game, but scored a 10 before he even hit the court.

@JuggernautBron @HeatForum There isn’t 81 buttons in that elevator ! 😭

Mamba Mentality 😤

“He had 46 freee throws” OKAY? your favorite player don’t got this aura

Fineeee...if y'all say so 😎 $13 tix for tomorrow's game comin at you! You're welcome. gohe.at/4lwgP48

Thank you for everything, Tua.

In 2003, a teenager and his friends were sitting in a park late at night talking about nuclear weapons and drawing pictures of missiles in the dirt with sticks. He went home, opened a programme called Flash, animated a 94 second video of every country launching missiles at each other, recorded the voiceover in one take using silly accents, and sent it to his friends. Someone posted it online without him knowing. It ended up on every humour site that existed before YouTube and became one of the first videos in internet history to go truly viral. Millions of people watched a crudely drawn earth with a narrator who opened with “Hokay, so, here’s ze earth” and a scene where France says “but I am le tired” before being told to “have a nap, then fire ze missiles.” Jason Windsor was a recent high school graduate who drew the whole thing with a regular mouse. He never expected anyone outside his friend group to see it. It helped launch his career in animation and 15 years later he released a sequel.

🔥🚨BREAKING: A petri dish filled with human brain cells just learned to how to play DOOM Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

Dominican fans are unreal

Me versus the 🐐 @ClaytonKersh22.. I've played baseball one time in my life and I had the INCREDIBLE opportunity to step into the batter's box to BATTLE against an ICON.. all for charity Did I embarrass the progrum?

No, this is not a replay 😮 Manny Machado did this TWICE IN A ROW!

This generation would never understand..

Not going to lie, I assumed this was a Nationals skit inbetween innings.

I don’t know possible this is but can the Marlins give us 1 last Rich & Tommy broadcast for 1 game? #MLB

You’re why my childhood sounds like “And his name is Dan Uggla!” 😍😭🥹

Drake X Fortnite collab for iceman release would be Brazyyyy