Jess Jacobs (they/them)

@Delta 2 hours on a dangerously hot (no AC) airplane from MiA-MSP, what gives? Why was this plane sent from the gate to begin with?

@RepMTG And you’re about to talk about this now? Everything you do shuts down women’s rights AND more.

The Taliban is closing schools for girls above 6th grade. Democrats are replacing girls with boys in girls sports. They both have no respect for girls or women.

Feel like @UnltedAirlines owes me about $400 in Ubers at this point for screwing over flights to Burbank so hard that I have to go to LAX and then pay $80 for a ride instead of $20. Why is it always Burbank y’all???

Hey @Clear isn’t this that we pay not to do? #springbreak #den a discount maybe?

@garbage Yes.

tonight we opened our set at Terminal 5, NYC, like that: "I hate war, I love peace. I support Ukraine. Fuck Putin" 🇺🇦✊🏻

@MarkMosher @aefonic @Ableton @synthstrom @samplr @OlympiaNoiseCo @j_liljedahl This is awesome - just built a redundant modular rig but avoided using Link; curious to see what you come up with!

I'll be pairing up to improvise with @aefonic. Crazy expressive rigs with an ML:2 #Eurorack module ad-hoc wi-fi network @Ableton Link . Also using @synthstrom Deluge, @samplr, @OlympiaNoiseCo Patterning 2, @j_liljedahl AUM, Soma Pulsar and more.

tfw you started a 20 year war and people are arguing whether to blame Biden or Trump

@ColoradoDOT Need an update here, this is crazy

#I70 eastbound/westbound: Road closed between Exit 114 - West Glenwood and Exit 133 - Dotsero. Update: remains closed due to ongoing slide cleanup. No est. reopen time. Alt route: Hwy 13/US 40/Hwy 9. co.c-tr.us/?type=event&id…

#I70 eastbound/westbound: Road closed between Exit 114 - West Glenwood and Exit 133 - Dotsero. Due to forecasted precipitation/potential debris flow over the Grizzly Creek burn scar. co.c-tr.us/?type=event&id…

ableton.com/en/blog/extend… ABSOLUTELY WONKY AND AMAZING! Crazy visuals made using @Ableton @Sabicovarrubias @akisma @pussyrrriot

@beatlabacademy @Ableton @Sabicovarrubias @pussyrrriot Thanks for the share!!

@FluxSauce @Ableton @Sabicovarrubias @pussyrrriot Any time! If you ever have questions, hit me up!

Learn how artists use Live to create visuals for live performance – interviews from @Sabicovarrubias, @akisma and @pussyrrriot, and Claude. ableton.com/en/blog/extend…

@RepBoebert What do you need an Arsenal for? What are you scared of?

The left's gun-grabbing rhetoric is encouraging millions of Americans to exercise their Second Amendment rights by buying their first, second, or even 100th firearm. Bravo. Democrats can keep running their mouths, and we’ll keep adding to our arsenals.

@newsmax @RepBoebert Nice. Guess that means you can’t have any friends cause you might shoot them when they walk in huh?

"@RepBoebert, nobody can walk into your house... guns will be blazing," says former President Trump. "You have been fantastic right from the beginning."

@RepBoebert How about you get back to your district and apologize to all the LGBTQ people and COVID victims you continue to insult instead?

Great to make history with the Wall-Builder.

@briensweet Oh god WHY

@akisma 🤦‍♂️

@briensweet Ohhhh I was taking it serious also I haven’t seen that guy

@akisma She’s hilarious. I guess she’s pretending to be the wife of BBQ BEER FREEDOM guy.

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President: You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student. Loser has to fund the Post Office.