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wow i can’t believe i called this a year ago

billy joel

take it very personally when toddlers don’t wave back

only found out these mfs built 😳

thought a hairless chimp was going to look more like a human in my head. i was wrong #latenightthougts #ifyouwerewondering #nowyouknow

say hello to my little cans

new handle

my dog princess just defecated on my other dog’s grave. the disrespect..

onion

Nintendo Wii - Mii Channel Theme [08:16]

jersey mike’s > subway

did anybody else know that hans zimmer did the boss baby soundtrack? some of his best work id say

@duchessdumbasss i thought this said horse at first

i literally just want to own a house, renting is so fucking draining

finally got one of those sushi burritos today and it was literally just a giant sushi roll. how did i not see this coming. sushi rolls are basically just burritos made of rice anyway wtf

@nnathangrahamm tag me bro i love u

just saw a competition on instagram where you have to tag a friend in the comments to win and then realising you don’t have a friend close enough to tag in it .

@laimeev @nnathangrahamm i have @outlook.com there’s a DIFFERENCE

@nnathangrahamm @maestroponic

if you’re still running a @hotmail.com.au you need to fucking grow up

ordered an iced long black and they gave me a hot long black. do i look like i’m 50 years old

you can pet a dog like it’s a cat but you can’t pet a cat like it’s a dog