alanrules69

Am I like a teen boy if I actually want to 69 right now?

@shauseth @Plinz 🤙

what leaving a digital footprint feels like knowing it will one day be seen by the infinite computer

@ExoAcademian Doing the gateway voyage graduation at the end sounds very similar took like a month to resettle whatever I experienced. There is a vast world out there and stuff you can’t put words to.

On Monday I used the most extreme form of my protocol yet, and subsequently went further beyond the construct of spacetime than ever before. Words are insufficient to fully depict what I saw, experienced, and knew, and coming back was more discombobulating than ever. I may make a video—or a series of videos—to start unpacking it. The first thing I’ll leave you with is that there are overseer intelligences so far beyond this low-fi, linear reality that our world begins to resemble the earliest 1970s-era computer graphics and computational logic by comparison. #consciousness

My thought on false disclosure is that is part of the overall full slow disclosure. It takes time and this misstep is done on purpose. Not by the people directly doing but whoever is controlling the big shift.

@dreamwieber @PaulAnleitner The power isn’t in the lightsaber. It was just a tool and it no longer served its purpose and in fact it’s new purpose was to be thrown aside so she could learn that lesson. He probably walked back and picked it up right after.

@PaulAnleitner Was nodding my head for a second to your framing and then thought, Yoda was kinda like this when Luke first met him?

This moment in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was when I knew the postmodern deconstruction of our culture was reaching its apex. It’s hard to believe now that this was a real scene.

@frenbilt I am launching my new company DONT BREAKUP in which you live forever and stay together until time fades out.

This breakup is going to be the most brutal in recorded history

@bryan_johnson The vagina.

guys you’ll never believe where I found the fountain of youth

@effthealgorithm @SteffenJack84 Until you realize what off-grid living requires…

@SteffenJack84 I am beginning to understand the lure of off-grid cabins.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@effthealgorithm I remember this text from either Trainspotting or Fight Club. Classic.

@theDEGENtleman @karbonbased It was literally 50 minutes. He didn’t want to be a weirdo and take an hour.

@karbonbased Bro took two hours to get ready but didn’t have time to put on socks

Her: I'm coming over, you better not be spending an hour getting ready like a weirdo Me:

@MarleyMiles69 @bryan_johnson Yeah horse all the way. Longer distance than human may slowly gain traction on endurance.

@bryan_johnson There's actually no data supporting this. I asked Grok and he confirmed it. But I also looked up the world record for 100km: Human: 6 hours Horse: 4 hours And 100 miles: Horse: 6 hours Human: nearly 11 hours

In a 100 km race, which do you think wins? + Lion + Human + Camel + Horse + Wolf + Cheetah + Ostrich + Bear

@algekalipso Let’s see what my dick looks like in 5D!

Why being two flat mirrors infinitely reflecting each other when you could be a hyperbolic 5D phase conjugate mirror trapping rainbow holographic light instead? This is what wife-houses everywhere WANT TO KNOW. Get yourself a husband who can do the latter, girl!

@AndyAyrey Goblins are so hot right now.

why is gpt5.5 so obsessed with goblins

@AstralQuester @DavidLeavitt If this is a time loop however we could branch off and the previous future timelines could be pruned if we want one singular timeline. Realistically everything is now so one but now has the past and future in it so possible to be all of the above in mind.

@DavidLeavitt If so, this same event took place multiple times. Any changes made in the past lead a significant outcome in future, which have to be repeated otherwise every time a new variable would come. Time traveler thinks it's the first time, but it happened before as well. “ Deja-vu ”

Hear me out: The scientists are being murdered by time travelers.

@tupacabra @RedPandaKoala Making people act insane is easier than we realize.

@RedPandaKoala What...

Early reports that UFO and paranormal investigator David Wilcock has taken his own life

@donalddhoffman Like squaring the circle. There is a gap that cannot be crossed except that it is. Is it magic? Is it make believe?

“we must abandon the project of reconciling spacetime and quantum mechanics, and accept that spacetime, at least as Einstein described it, does not exist.” iai.tv/articles/space…

@bryan_johnson @KernelCo Me and I are real but also more than we.

> Self and other is a toggle switch in the brain > 5-MeO-DMT flipped mine > 100% decoupling from self > 150% tightening with others > Others felt like me for four weeks > First-in-human data Makes you wonder if "me" and "I" are illusions. Measured with @KernelCo

@ericweinstein @ENERGY Plasma knows.

Here’s a few radical thoughts. Have the DOE @ENERGY investigate: why Epstein bought the Zorro Ranch near Sandia and Los Alamos National laboratories. Was he an atomic spy? Figure out why we blamed “Cartel Drones” for the shut down of El Paso Air Space. Figure out why our top physicists are no longer being consulted by the government about matters of physics. Try to understand why no one at @ENERGY is worried about a 53 year stagnation in the most basic Laws of physics. With 42 years wasted on “Quantum Gravity” as if it were “the only game in town.” Find out why we STRONGLY AND INEXPLICABLY prefer to educate Asian foreign nationals rather than our own home grown talent and that of our European allies in physics and mathematics. Was CCP not a security risk?? Why do we have “drones” all over our military bases that seem to defy physical law with no well known physicists? —————- There is some level of pathology that will not go away. This is not incompetence. This approach is madness. Go figure out what this is @ENERGY. You have the mandate.

@brian_armstrong Original StarCraft.

Civilization IV - that Baba Yetu song Also Starcraft II - still watch some today

@tupacabra It clearly can’t be more than one thing.

"Its not coming from other planets..." 👽 Tom DeLonge's shocking breakdown of the inter-dimensional nature of UFOs. 🤯

@GolerDanny How does one know they are not “helping”? Seems like they are doing more than humans.

Aliens won't hand us AGI or brain chips because evolution cannot be gifted. To survive the "next level" of existence, a civilization must strive and grow into its own power; shortcuts don't create the necessary maturity required to handle god-like technology.