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@irvine75 @sufc1971 @SkySportsPL Except when Arsenal do it, as they have been getting away with it all season.

@sufc1971 @SkySportsPL It’s always been a foul you sausage. A player has never been allowed to put his arm across a keepers throat while grabbing his arm to stop him from catching the ball. Don’t be a silly boy.

"Today, I have to congratulate them" 🤝 Mikel Arteta praises the 'bravery' shown by match officials after disallowing West Ham's late equaliser ❌

@AlternativeMUFC Gerrard just said “ I’m surprised how aggressive they was”. Too busy dipping bins to go to school? Bayern v PSG

Latest Comms dropped last night. Took my time with this one and had a shed load of fun putting it together. If you haven't seen it yet, or fancy watching it again, then have a ganders at it below. Cheers everyone x

@Kristinartz Churchill had other ideas

@utdmax31 Gordon McQueen and Joe Jordan along with Rio

Only 3 players in the history of football played for this two clubs. Guess the player 👀

@TheGriftReport Andrew, the others are all a menace to society. At least Andrew keeps out of the way.

The plane you are on is about to crash... There is only one parachute left on the plane apart from your own, who are you giving it to? Hard Mode:

@ExtremeFootbal4 I was there. 2-2 , United won the replay 4-0

One of the most underrated FA Cup final goals. Man United & Chelsea legend Ray Wilkins scores for Utd in the 1983 final v Brighton

@LegacySiu Massimo Taibi. Goalkeeper. ( useless but played)

Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport The BBC reported that the referee checked his watch and gave the York goal. Seeing as they don’t have goal line technology in the National League that would be impossible. They played well over the extra minute of remaining stoppage time. Dale were robbed of victory

One of the craziest ends to a game and season we've ever seen! 🤯 Rochdale thought they'd clinched promotion in added time, only for York City to score minutes later and win promotion themselves!

@DubaiAce @davidsmith1932 Football Club was removed in 1998, they have considered reinstating it but nothing has been done. A is the correct one , check the club website

@davidsmith1932 They’re all wrong, this is the correct one

None of the one's shown below...the correct one should have football club on it.

@davidsmith1932 A is correct

@davidsmith1932 The club changed it years ago to drop football club. I was on the fans forum at Old Trafford about 10 years ago and it was discussed reinstating it but nothing came of it. This is off the club website

@SimonDanczuk Labour had a manifesto but they didn’t tell the people they were going to screw pensioners and the disabled or they would never have been elected. They then have as many scandals as Boris Johnson and expect the country to believe what they say now. Politicians are a disgrace!

If Labour MPs had any sense they’d tell Starmer he needs to go and announce his departure this side of the May elections (might give them a bit of a lift), with a timetable to have him replaced by annual conference in the autumn. Let’s see if they’re smart enough…

@PeterStefanovi2 @JohnCleese Why did Starmer appoint Mandelson prior to the vetting. People dealing with children are vetted before they can start work. Incompetent PM allows several times disgraced politician back into secrets circle without checks. Disgraceful, Resign now……But the liar won’t .

BREAKING: “That I wasn’t told that he (Mandelson) had failed security vetting when I was telling Parliament that due process had been followed is unforgivable. Not only was I not told, no minister was told” - Keir Starmer Absolutely staggering

@Simi_2210_ Double previous number and deducted 3 therefore answer is 179

If you solve this, you’re different Can you solve ?

@Simi_2210_ 179

@JohnDCaudwell @renault_uk I’m amused by the unusual cup holder

"Why does a billionaire drive a 12-year-old @renault_uk Clio?" I hear some of you asking. 🚘 In business and in life, I admire *anything* that's best in class. So what's best in class about the Clio? I can only speak for myself, but I find it extremely satisfying. Here's why.

@rickygervais Pomegranate vodka please

@R_o_M I was right behind that shot. In the upper quadrant at the Stretford End. I watched it all the way into the net. Superb goal

Before WiFi in the ground, there were goals you’d see where you couldn’t wait to get home and watch it on replay. This was one of them 😍