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I wish I could come up with witty and clever tweets all the time... You’re gonna have to settle with corny lyrics though.
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Alberto Benítez
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@PopCrave I’ve said it before. This is a clear sign of recession
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Dudes will be 34% body-fat, diet Monday-Friday and then say “I need a reward for crushing my diet so far”
Bro, your reward was the last 15 years of your life
Keep dieting until you get your BMI to read “overweight” rather than “obese”
Then MAYBE you can think about a “reward”
Jason Helmes@anymanfitness
So many people think because they were "good" Monday through Friday, they can "live a little" on Saturday. - Goes to a Mexican spot - Gets some guac or queso with the chips - Goes through a whole basket - Gets a jumbo marg (yolo) - Eats a burrito with guac/cheese/sour cream - Goes home, drinks 2-3 glasses of wine - Bowl full of mixed nuts while watching netflix before bed You have EASILY eaten 6k calories, your deficit is gone, and you blame your "metabolism".
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Solo un puto judío pensaría en verificarse para monetizar con sus berrinches
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@eicovel Pues no hay vacantes dignas, ahí sí como diría la chaviza “nmms”
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ya todos tienen un bazar y2k 2000lero ya nadie quiere chambiar de verdad
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@Theunk5555 Yeah the room was dirty but that didn’t look like mold in the sink though.
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@parisxcx “500gr”, te comiste MEDIO KILO de garbanzos cocidos con aceite y especias jajajaja. Obvio van a ser súper calóricos.
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anoche me comi 500gr de hummus y ahorita acabo de ver que equivalen a 1000kcal
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@MrsLoreta Ese tipo de personas buscan pareja con sus mismos intereses religiosos. No tienes nada que temer, al contrario.
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@AraRawr11 You don’t have to hate any kind of people, just rate them with 1 star, leave no tip and move on. That’s why there’s a system.
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@moy_qmac Soy candidato ideal para GLP-1, pero simple y sencillamente no me alcanza el dinero para costearlo de forma constante, este es el verdadero FOMO.
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Si México fuese un país extremadamente seguro y tranquilo, estoy convencido de que seríamos de los mejores países del planeta
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@MyLatinLife The only reason us Mexicans would live abroad is mostly because of economic reasons, and maybe safety concerns. If we had a better economy, and safer cities, nobody would ever think of leaving. I don’t know why our country can’t figure out at least the safety issues.
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Ever notice Mexicans don't live abroad much?
Other than the USA, Canada, and a few in Spain.
But whether in Thailand or Panama or anywhere else on the planet, there's not that many Mexicans abroad.
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@sandydamus Es el habito más limpio, conveniente y cómodo que he aplicado. Además que el piso no se ensucia tan rápido.
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@TiamatComet_ No worries. We also have bitter Mexicans with 120+ IQ scores. The only difference is that we understand that stupidity isn’t inherent to a nationality, or to a psychometric system.
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Mexicans don't deserve Mexico.
You can't give them a beautiful gift to people with IQ below 85.
#PlayaDelCarmen 🌊@TwittPlaya
🌿✨ Tamalcab: la joya escondida de Chetumal A minutos de la ciudad, Tamalcab es un paraíso de aguas cristalinas y manglares 🌊🌱 Perfecto para nadar, kayakear o simplemente desconectarte sin multitudes 🛶☀️
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@heejincaloriess They’ll just have one large meal every now and then, and overestimate
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do u guys realize that skinny people who say that they eat a lot actually dont eat a lot
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I have an irrational hatred toward this genre of books.
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@HectorBernal777 Yo sí tengo problema mental, me desagrada mucho, pero nunca se lo negaría a nadie, ni trataría a nadie de forma grosera. Solamente no me gusta que el gimnasio esté tan lleno
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¿Por qué hay tanto nutriólogo en TikTok que defiende a capa y espada el consumo de productos ultraprocesados?
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La UI de UberEats está diseñada para que no se puedan hacer reclamaciones, y para que resulte complicado y laborioso contactar el servicio a clientes.
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