Albertina Rizzo

Most days Twitter is just a hole with a pile of dried leaves covering it.

john waters at the no kings rally in provincetown

Defending Your Life was released 35 years ago today!! I think I've conquered at least half of my fears.

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

Ethan Hawke constantly being a modern Rimbaud 🫶

he still got it i fear

F1 definitely had sound. you can't say that it didn't.

Noticed there are lots of commercials for money. Just like advertising money. Cool!

I want to meet the person who had to tell Steven Spielberg he has to hold up a glow stick

James Cameron would like to thank 14 remote controls

I want Barbra to read all her text messages for the rest of the show

I like the thing where everyone has a mustache now

Sean Penn couldn’t be there because he’s smoking somewhere you can only get to by helicopter and motorboat

Matt Berry’s voice is so soothing it’s like he’s voicing an episode of Planet Earth™️

Matt Berry should maybe announce everything?

Gwyneth looking absolutely incredible and all it takes is being rich and carefree

Paul Mescal looking like the hottest Little Lord Fauntleroy

Live tweeting the Oscars with friends like Obama is still President

Snoopy has arrived at the Oscars #oscars

I like it when people on Top Chef say something like, “I’m not here to lose”. Okay, original!