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@MightyQuinn801 @rudkin_abigail Here for the Neil Mellor comments

I think this one deserves a little more than just..… “Your usual painting reveal” Whatcha think? @rudkin_abigail 😉👊🫡🔥

@Stanleyprincetv Elanga off the bench at the end of this clip is brilliant.

William Osula goal Newcastle Vs Manchester United

@Cleverdics Get better at football

What does Sean Neave and Leo Shahar have to do to get game time. Literally the perfect time to play them man🤦🏼‍♂️

Our fanbase in a nutshell 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@AlexBirdNUFC Teams don’t have a ‘pecking order’ anymore. Teams have 2/3/4 undroppable players, Bruno? Hall Maybe? and then a squad of players for each game. JR worked tonight, against city I’d play Sandro. Gone are the days that you have an out and out ‘best 11’ 3 games a week.

Tonali drops down the pecking order for Ramsey in midfield in my opinion. 2 completely different trajectories Ramsey is growing in confidence and playing very well. Tonali's on the other has dropped off a cliff and been gash for a large chunk of the season #NUFC

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not even a year ago. #NUFC

@BanTarleton36 @SamaHoole 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SamaHoole All cattle in the UK and Ireland are fattened /finished on ration which includes soy ..and other grains. You cant fatten an animal on grass.

Activist: "Your cows are fed soy from cleared rainforests." Farmer: "My cows eat grass." Activist: "All cattle eat soy." Farmer: "Mine don't. They're ruminants. Grass is literally what they're designed to eat." Activist: "Industrial cattle are fed soy." Farmer: "I'm not industrial. I'm watching them eat grass right now." Activist: "But most beef comes from..." Farmer: "Most beef in Britain comes from grass-fed cattle. We have this thing called rain. Makes grass grow quite well." Activist: "The statistics say...." Farmer: "The statistics are global. You're standing in Cumbria." Activist: "Still, the global supply chain..." Farmer: "Doesn't include me. My supply chain is: grass to cow to butcher to customer. Four steps. No soy." Activist: "You're an exception." Farmer: "I'm the norm here."

@curiocalvin @SamaHoole @grok Not the result you were looking for was it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SamaHoole @grok can cows survive on grass alone? Do all farmers feed their cows a mixture of cattle feed?

@SkyNews Spent months spouting ‘we’re saving you £150 on energy bills’ to raise TV licence 😂😂😂 can’t make this crap up!

BREAKING: TV Licence fee to rise to £180 from April trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@FPL_Seggy @stevalogan @Magpie24_7 ‘We’ll never get anywhere with this mentality’ I mean so far, in 4 years it’s got us from guaranteed relegation to cup winners and 2x CL… But yeah sure. 😂😂😂😂

@stevalogan @Magpie24_7 Nah fuck that..that's some shit defeatist mentality. We will never get anywhere with this mentality. I want these people to aim big or fuck off out and let people that can buy good players run the club what's this nonsense we have to put up with

❌ There will be no Bruno Guimarães, Joelinton or Lewis Miley tomorrow at The Etihad. This is on top of no Emil Krafth or Tino Livramento 🤕 ✔️ Sven Botman IS available to pay against Man City. So we literally will see Burn, Botman, Thiaw and Trippier start and Murphy on the bench and that is every 'fit' and available defender that the club has got! The midfield three will have be Tonali, Ramsey and Willock and who exactly is our back up here? This the day after a transfer window has closed! Who allows this sort of madness to go on at a Champions League club!? It's literally INSANE! 🤯 #MCFC #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

This is spot on from @bnwbanter. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, positive or negative, but sometimes people just come out with statements that don’t have any sufficient thought behind them. #nufc

@Heccles94 I have no skin in this game - and you couldn’t pay me to vote reform… But the hypocrisy of using place of birth as a negative towards a candidate… from someone who defends immigration, migration etc etc. Laughable! Have a look at yourself…

Left - Green candidate 💚 Hannah Spencer, working class plumber and greater Manchester through and through. (Far) Right - Reform UK candidate 🟣 Racist anti-academic from St Albans. Your choice Gorton & Denton

@LiMn96 @Potts_131 @NUFC___NEWS Yeah seems to be affecting him - if only he could still put in motm performances in the CL…

@aldogg1 @Potts_131 @NUFC___NEWS He's also three years older now

Absolutely crazy we’ve not gone in for a defender this window. Inevitably Hall will pick up an injury as we’re asking him to play 90 mins 3 times a week. Will then result in Burn playing LB & we all know how that ends up.Bare minimum I’d have brought back Targett #nufc #nufcfans

@Potts_131 @NUFC___NEWS Yes we did - also had the 2nd best defence in the league that season with Burn at LB. But because he’s tall and a bit unsightly… thick idiots think he’s a bad LB 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@NUFC___NEWS Didn’t we finish top 4 and reach a cup final with Dan Burn left back or is my memory not serving me well?

@Dan_White2022 @NUFC 😂😂😂😂😂😂 aged well!

@NUFC WTF is that! OMG! Starting that team is a car crash waiting to happen. Woltemade will be a passenger, Elanga should have been left at home along with Willock. Burn should not be starting. Absolute joke. Staring down the barrel of a 5-0 defeat (at least) Howe out

HOWAY NEWCASTLE 💪

@WillsNate @NUFC If you could just slag off our strikers before the Liverpool game - that would be great. You whopper

@NUFC Fuck off with Dan Burn

@Bazro10 He was done - could run anymore. Great performance but had to come off.

Willock off is a strange one mind

@NUFC___NEWS Wages would be the issue

Can’t believe for one second that it’s gonna be €30m but if it is somehow we should be all over this. #nufc #nufcfans

@T3D7DY Reason number #2837 - why everyone hates Arsenal

Just look at this bitch Gabriel. Can’t handle the loss