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@lorsehatitudes Something about being your world etc etc

I know he’s been moved into midfield of late but he just has to be in the side for the World Cup which means he plays left back. Hes a million miles above the level of Hall and it’s not even up for debate

@thomashammond__ Fulham last day maybe.

Seriously, do we win again this season?

@CraigHope_DM Getting worse the more time Howe gets with them. Careful what we wish for though?

The Gallowgate End have justifiably just roared at their players for more. This is such a passive performance devoid of leadership/responsibility. Or, maybe, Bournemouth simply have some better players.

@DrMarianaClaire @AutoInfatuation There's an easy way to not be caught on your phone tbf

@AutoInfatuation Some people have said they have an issue with him because he allegedly cycles up and down West Carriage Drive in Hyde Park, looking for people using their phones, the same in Camden, I forget which street it is.

Now I’ve never liked what this chap stands for and he endures an immense amount of abuse for it which is to be expected I guess. Some of it is utterly abhorrent though that I see directed towards him. But in cases like this I don’t know how to feel, he’s reported and potentially helped to take someone off of our roads who’s clearly been driving uninsured, seemingly untaxed and without a valid MOT because he recorded him on his phone whilst driving and it’s all stacking up, resulting in a ban. None of us want these types of people on the roads, especially when we pay horrendous amounts to run our cars ‘legally’ but I feel this needs to be the Authorities jobs to catch these people not a random bloke on a Bicycle out and about in London 🚲🤷‍♂️

@bensprattjourn He's a good player. Unfortunately his place in the team and status out weighs his actual ability. He's presented as the equal as a Rogers or a Palmer and he quite frankly is not that.

Since Newcastle paid £45m for an unpopular, uncapped, unproven kid from Everton, he has: ⚽️ Tallied 24 goals, 17 assists in 90 PL starts ⚽️ Made his CL debut, scoring 10 goals in a single campaign ⚽️ Won the U21 Euros and Player of the Tournament ⚽️ Earned 17 senior England caps

@sidlowe Time has moved on man. The 90's were thirty years ago

If your answer is one of these you are a little twat 😂

@LincolnShepher @Amockx2022 Hello Large Language Model

Nice try—but that narrative flips reality on its head. Donald Trump has been pushing America First—avoiding endless wars, not starting them. Under his leadership, there were no new major wars, and enemies actually thought twice. Benjamin Netanyahu is dealing with real security threats—no country just “chooses peace” when rockets are flying at civilians. Vladimir Putin? He already made his move—trying to rewrite borders by force. That’s not about age, that’s about ambition. And Pedro Sánchez isn’t “standing up to all of them”—Spain isn’t exactly the one calling the shots on global security. As for Peter Magyar, Hungary’s politics are a lot more complicated than a viral post makes it seem. This isn’t about “boomers vs young leaders.” It’s about strength vs weakness. Peace doesn’t come from hashtags—it comes from deterrence.

🇺🇸 Donald Trump : 79 years old wants war with Iran 🇮🇱 Benjamin Netanyahu : 76 years old wants war with Palestine 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin : 74 years old wants war with Ukraine 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez : 55 years old took stand against all of them 🔥 Today, 🇭🇺 Hungary elected 45 years old Peter Magyar the Prime Minister The world needs more young leaders who take decisions for which they would live enough to see consequences, not boomers who have already lived their lives and putting the peace of Next Gen at stake

@MagpieMediaX Terzic

🪄 REALISTIC options: Maresca 🇮🇹 (AVAILABLE) Iraola 🇪🇸 (AVAILABLE IN JUNE) Hoeness 🇩🇪 (Stuttgart) Xavi 🇪🇸 (AVAILABLE) 🤷🏽‍♂️ OUTSIDE shouts: Glasner 🇦🇹 (AVAILABLE IN JUNE) Mourinho 🇵🇹 (Benfica) Inzaghi 🇮🇹 (Al Hilal) ❌ NO chance: Fabregas 🇪🇸 (Como) Alonso 🇪🇸 (AVAILABLE) 🤔💭 #NUFC

@TheAlexVII Is it more similar to 4 or 5 would you say? I enjoyed 4 but couldn't vibe with 5

Having played it, easiest way to review it is: - If you loved FH's previous recent maps, it's a banger - If you expected FH to change it's map building DNA, you'll easily be dissapointed It's literally a Horizonified Japan, and whether that's bad or good is up to you.

@bensprattjourn I mean, it's pretty the club is up the creek with out a paddle and we're just watching the slow death. Just like 2012 the first year was actually also the peak and we'll never get back again

Interesting that each report from the same briefing has a slightly different tone, but I’m not sure any of it is particularly good news. Last summer continues to look worse and worse with hindsight, while I’m not sure Hopkinson has successfully toed the line on Howe’s future

@MensHumor I ain't taking that bait mate

Its funny because conquering west is so much easier than going south through Texas.

@MsiDouglas Heard it all before. 3/4 in, similar profiles to what we already have. No first 11 improvement.

🚨 #nufc track highly-rated midfielder - and ready for BIG squad refresh ⚫️ 'Front foot' attitude to summer 👊 ⚪️ Tonali/Livramento uncertainty but 'lessons learned' 🔃 ⚫️ 'One in, one out'? And why 🤔 ⚪️ Accounts soon - with PIF milestone 💷 Read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/football…

@samr_HTS @UndrTheCosh Rafa knew he was utter shite

@UndrTheCosh Surely more to this.

Kicked out of the team photo, training with the U23s and banned from the team’s Christmas hospital visit. Jack Colback on being forced out of Newcastle by Rafa Benítez.

@OfficialECFC @FCBarcelona 0/10 ragebait on "The real" thing

It was a tale of two cities and two very different football grounds for an @FCBarcelona fan who turned up at the wrong St James Park last night 🏟️ The Spanish supporter, who made the journey to Devon from London, turned up at the turnstiles of Exeter City’s Adam Stansfield stand last night, expecting to see his team take on @NUFC. It was only when he showed his ticket to staff that he realised his mistake. But he got to see a got to see a game of football – Exeter City staff sorted him out a ticket for the game against Lincoln under the lights of the real St James Park! Adam Spencer, Supporter Experience Officer at Exeter City, said: “One of our volunteers came to the office to let us know that this guy had turned up expecting to see FC Barcelona. His English wasn’t great, but from what we could gather, he’d come from London. My guess is he’d put St James Park in his phone and then just followed the directions from there. “He was pretty gutted and a bit embarrassed. So, we sorted him out a ticket and he got to watch a game at the real St James Park. He’d be welcome back any time.” #ECFC #SemperFidelis

@MsiDouglas All brainless. Never fucking learn.

😫 Well that just about sums up the season, doesn't it? #nufc were electric tonight - as good as they've been all season - but now have Everest to scale in the Nou Camp. Yamal was pocketed by Lewis Hall but ended up the saviour. Continue to pay a heavy price for losing concentration in key moments. Referee was poor all night. When disappointment wears off, we'll reflect on how good Ramsey & Joelinton were tonight. Superb.

@KayLFC05_ Liverpool literally got all England banned from Europe for killing people btw.

Never let Newcastle get into the Champions League again. They’re a disgrace to the Premier League.

@adamnufc_ Ah Adam we won one game against a bad Manchester United that means the credit in the bank is reset

They’re singing it again as we’re about to be knocked out of another competition. 😂

Take the lead, sit back, implode. #NUFC

@CraigHope_DM @TheSeanIdentity It hit him and went it

@TheSeanIdentity What was it? Looked like a stab from here! Or a stamp?!

City are level, Savinho stabbing in at far post. He was unmarked with Newcastle overloading the near post. Visitors had just been creeping back into the game.

@Toontone100 @CraigHope_DM Mans got the Midas touch against us. Ball just deflects off him and into the net

@CraigHope_DM Our thorn is Marmoush …

🚨 Man City team news vs Newcastle... no Haaland! 🔵 Trafford; Nunes, Khusanov, Stones, Ake; Nico, Reijnders; O’Reilly, Savinho, Doku; Marmoush Subs: Donnarumma, Dias, Cherki, Guéhi, Rodri, Bernardo, Ait-Nouri, Semenyo, Foden