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1/ We’re building a perpetual protocol around a simple idea: outcomes should come from market direction and position management, not from hard-to-model exchange mechanics.

Tom Brady should consider giving Kim K a call to really blow this thing the fuck up.

Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler

@joerogan I prefer the black. But nice touch w the tie.

This is magnificent

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Why is hockey the only sport to not play on thanksgiving? Majority of the players don’t even celebrate thanksgiving this time of year. #growthegame #HockeyTwitter

@BarstoolBigCat Would be a great time for one of your famous airline Twitter Skull Fuckings. @Delta is shitting the bed to say the least.

@BarstoolHubbs can we get some Steinbrenner clown shirts?

Sell the team. @Yankees

@jakepaul common let’s get @LoganPaul out low key to shut the haters up.... @hen_ease @HeismanTrophy you boys know this clown ain’t deserving:.. I wanna support him:.. but he ain’t doing the crowd the respect they deserve... #Irelandtellmedifferent

@apple: “Buy our $3k MacBook that does the exact same thing as a $1k computer can do, because we stand by our product” @AppleSupport: “This is your fault, that will be $800, you want iMessage on ur laptop or not!”

@Apple Y’all Greedy AF, your @AppleSupport sucks, was one of the reasons I always stuck with you; but now I’m done. Not only am I not able to get my work done for “5-7 business days” but now I have to pay you guys $800 to no get my work done.

#INPENNWETRUST 🚀🚀🚀

I just supported the Barstool Fund. Join the cause and make a difference. #VivaLaStool #BarstoolFund thebarstoolfund.com/?dref=per_ce2c… #barstoolfund

@KFCBarstool hang in there bud.

McConnell silent after Trump threatens to block coronavirus, government funding package fxn.ws/34GeH3n

VOID ALL IU PROP BETS to make the #bigten championship or #CFBPlayoff it’s only right after this robbery.

@stoolpresidente Where are the Kevin Warren Clown Shirts??? Ik about 60k people in Indiana who would be in the market for one right now. #bigtenisrigged

@bigten You suck.