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On the rare @LNER signature menu, bizarrely still Christmas themed despite the weather. No main courses left and no gin! 😭

@kognise7 @the_lettuce_cat Add some cream and raspberries and you have a Cranachan

@the_lettuce_cat yes, assuming you give it enough time, but practically most recipes don't do that :P and i'm adding bourbon to oatmeal because bourbon and spices is FUCKING DELICIOUS

hey, fun fact, i just learned today that alcohol "cooking off" is basically a complete myth! guess my bourbon oatmeal is gonna have me fucked up to start the day 💀

@akuhayum They should have these for gaming conventions

Dipping sheep in a solution of pesticides, known as sheep dip, is a common method for controlling external parasites like blow flies, lice, ticks, and sheep scab.

@mlodygee @TheAppleDesign You can set up a shortcut to turn airplane mode back off after a few minutes when airplane mode is turned on

@TheAppleDesign probably the person who stole it will turn on airplane mode first

Most people still have no idea how insanely powerful the Shortcuts app actually is For example here’s an “anti theft shortcut” that turns on low power mode.. takes a front camera photo and sends that photo along with live location to your chosen number.. ALL JUST BY SENDING A MESSAGE FROM ANY OTHER PHONE

@northernassist @northernassist

@northernassist Is the 17:36, now delayed to 18:15 at Knaresborough, going to Leeds or only to Harrogate?

@northernassist Is the Knaresborough - Leeds line running yet?

Morning all, we're here to assist with your travel queries until 22:00💙

@RepealTCPA1947 Shoot the people who jump the barrier?

For it to not become loss-making the expected value of a lottery ticket (probability of winning x prize money) would have to be less than the fare. You'd be relying on people being irrational enough to buy the ticket instead of just jumping the barrier and riding for free

@MePeterNicholls Get a job

My rent has gone up Food has gone up Water up Electricity and gas up Insurance up too Coffee? Crazy prices And yet Labour have: Frozen disability benefits Frozen the already inadequate housing allowance And I’m also facing erosion of severe disability supplement How do I live?!

@CounsellingSam Get a job

If you're a Labour MP and you vote for the Evil #DisabilityBenefits Cuts, then you can kiss goodbye to your Parliamentary Seat.

@hilkojj Make a Mac port and I’ll buy it

I'm making a Tycoon game where you build lots and lots of parking lots! In this satirical simulator, your goal is to convert walkable cities into parking lots and use propaganda to convince everyone it's what they want. You can wishlist the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/3031880

my indie game for 15 seconds

I hate the increasing 'localisation' of general elections. "So and so hasn't spent every day of their life here (Bumfuck Nowhere North West), how can they represent us?" "I'm standing for the national legislature, but I only talk about bins. Local council? What about it?"

I just realized the russia-ukraine horseshoe is just the inverse of the palestine-isreal horseshoe politically 1. you have the russia-palestine supporters on the extreme left, they are soviet sympathizers and love guerilla-style resistance 2. then you've got the ukraine-palestine camp which is your classic liberal left, they mostly care about oppression and the optics around it 3. then you have the ukraine-israel camp, they are centrists and mostly care about democracy and western civilisation triumphing 4. then there's the russia-israel camp, this is the new right movement and most of the trumpists 5. at the end you have the russia-palestine camp, they hate western civilization because of wokeness or whatever, and they dislike jews so by process of elimination palestine is left always fun to analyze when political camps start overlapping

all these gays defending hamas as if hamas wouldn’t behead them just for existing

Don’t want your mosque demolished? Don’t run terrorists operations out of it. Same goes for schools and hospitals. Simple.

Fairly convinced the value add from grammar and private schools isn’t that the kids are brighter - but instead that the 5% most disruptive children aren’t there. Take away exclusions and you grow the gap between selective and comp.

It’s Steve Bray’s timing on this that makes it a classic.

Captain Tom’s daughter in December 2020