Alex Bitter

We're in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.

Fuck your data centers

WE’RE SUPER-REGIONAL BOUND FOR THE SECOND TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY!!!

In Jerusalem, nuns have to be escorted by members of the volunteer group Standing Together to protect them against Israeli settlers. Yes, nuns need protection against Israeli settlers...

Ur going after ur boss?

Safe to say the American government is at war with the American people.

@RepJackKimble You got me…

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

I'm tired of Congress being the wealthiest nursing home in the country.

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

America not even mentioned is crazy

@RepFine Is there an Israeli flag in your office?

How exactly is Israel our greatest ally? Specifically, what have they done to earn that title? Israel has not deployed troops alongside US forces in any conflict since its founding in 1948. Israel is by far the single largest recipient of American foreign aid in our history. Adjusting for inflation, US aid to Israel from 1951 to 2022 totaled $317.9 billion, making it the largest recipient of American foreign aid since World War II. Why don't we worry about fixing problems for everyday Americans instead of paving their streets with American tax dollars?

BREAKING: Thomas Massie moves to finish what John F. Kennedy started, introducing a bill requiring AIPAC to register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act.

@overton_news I’m sure talking publicly about bombing his Netflix show and his mental health on the largest podcast in the world is really gonna help his situation Joe. What a terrible “friend”

Joe Rogan just took time out of his podcast to express genuine concern for his friend Theo Von. He admitted that some of Von’s recent behavior after getting on SSRIs “freaks me out” — especially his comments about suicide. ROGAN: “Theo Von’s going through the exact same thing and last time he was on the podcast he was explaining it to me.” “It freaks me out because I know Theo has had conversations before...like even publicly.” “He had a Netflix taping and it didn’t go well. It was like they actually never...they shelved it. They never used it.” “And you know there was all these stories from people that were there saying he bombed. I think he just had a kind of a breakdown.” “And when he was talking to the crowd and there’s a video of it, he said, you know, the people were saying, hey, we still love you.” “He goes, thank you. Look, I’m just I’m trying not to take my own life.” “And like you hear stuff like that and you just go like, oh, Jesus Christ.” “I’ve known too many people that I didn’t think were going to kill themselves and then did.” “And then he goes down these spirals where he starts talking about world events and freaking out. I’m like, oh, Jesus Christ! Like, I got to help this dude.”

Trump Has Now Fallen Asleep on Camera More Times Than Biden

@Breaking911 Guy is an idiot

Controversial streamer ChudTheBuilder reportedly shot a man and wounded his own arm outside a Tennessee courthouse, later telling police on stream that he was attacked and acted in self-defense.

@RepRyanZinke It’s amazing the type of people who hold political power in our country. Sad, actually.

Last week, two grizzly bear attacks claimed the life of a hiker in Glacier National Park and seriously injured two others in Yellowstone National Park. These tragedies are a sobering reminder that grizzly bear populations have recovered well beyond sustainable levels, and it is past time for the federal government to delist them and give states the management tools they need to protect both people and wildlife. Delist the grizzly.

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

He gets a ballroom. An Arch. A new reflecting pool. 10 billion directly into his pocket from taxpayers. Billions from special interests seeking favors and pardons. What has America gotten? Tariffs, a new war, higher gas prices, inflation. Truly a golden age.

The kind of quote that used to end political careers