ALEX GAGE

Thank you Homer Simpson for coming to watch my game and cheering me on 🙏🏾❤️

Little brother got a message from Big Dunc giving him a little kick up the arse for slacking in school 🤣 our footy club is boss UTFT 💙

@daveazzopardi @George_Welsby

Tiktok is gold 😂

I tend to just talk shit on here but seeing the #NotAllMen rear it’s head around the Sarah Everard story is pathetic. Everyone knows it’s not all of us but it pretty much always is one of us. Now’s not the time to be looking for praise for not abducting someone, fucking weirdos.

@Matty99wolves @George_Welsby youll enjoy this

Boris Johnson telling us the roadmap out of lockdown

@GameSpot 👀

james acaster telling lorraine to go fuck herself was the highlight of my nye

To our friends in the EU...So long, and thanks for all the fish... we’ll miss you

This tells you everything you need to know about the @educationgovuk communications strategy.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Don’t judge young people evacuating London when you’re sat in your house by a wood-burning stove - surrounded by a family and a dog.

That’s a bit harsh. Call him Prime Minister, show some respect.

Chengan Liu with the greatest walk-out music choice in darts history. From the cheeky wave to the cheerleaders dancing awkwardly. Everything about this is glorious

For the first time, this year, St George’s will be one of a small group of universities taking a “digital-first” approach to clearing. The full range of courses available for clearing can be found below, as well as guidance for applying and interviews. sgul.ac.uk/news/st-george…

Well when you put it like that...

Here's the angle where he speaks to me. As you can see, he heads over the road and fetches his daughter and we cut. A total non-story being whipped up online by people who love to shout 'fake news' but the tweet has been shared hundreds of times, the truth? How far does that go?

Tottenham to miss out on more than £10m on stadium revenues, as well as facing prospect of repaying £10m on season tickets. They are being hit very hard by this shutdown.