Alex Kirk

@Se_Railway the 12:24am from London Bridge is taking the scenic route. Any idea why?

😂 "PUBG"

You should see Dalot’s no-look defending

@Se_Railway Thanks. There’s no key card linked to my account annoyingly. Could I go to the ticket office at the station and get them to scan it and tell me the number?

@alexmkirk Hi Alex, it should show in your account when you log in. ^NM

@Se_Railway what’s the best way to find my keycard number if it’s been rubbed off the card? I’m trying to do a delay repay but none of the support team can find it.

If Diogo Dalot tried to cook an egg...

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 AN IMAGE OF THE DELTA FORCE OPERATORS WHO RAIDED VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT NICOLÁS MADURO HAS BEEN LEAKED:

incredible combination of the south east water failure causing five days of no water and a southeastern signal failure delaying/cancelling trains tonight... who cursed tunbridge wells?

I’m watching this game on mute 😂 i respect opinions but not when he’s giggling all over the mic thinking he’s the second coming of guardiola, allow it…great player but the tactics give it a rest laaaad

Oh my god! They’ve started going up. 1st one at Bank Station. Please post a pic if you see one over the coming weeks. They cost a packet and they might be taken down if people complain. Oh, and thanks again for your support. It really helped 👊

@MehdiCheese Ryan Paris

Mac demarco brought out some Italian fella and I didn’t hear the name 💔💔

@PGATOUR Kwon such a likeable guy idk why everyone’s hating

Karl Starmer says he’s currently on the biggest ever trade mission to India. But that’s not strictly accurate is it. IYKYK

The Imperial War Museum has decided to close the gallery that has the largest collection of Victoria Crosses in the world. It took 40 years for @LordAshcroft to build this collection of over 200 VCs and a smaller one of George Crosses. They are the highest gallantry awards that can be awarded by Britain and the Commonwealth - and have been on display for the past 15 years. Now the museum has decided to close the gallery in a frankly inexplicable move. What could be more fitting for this museum than a commemoration of the most remarkable acts of bravery amongst our servicemen? @I_W_M should hold their head in shame - as Churchill once said, ‘a nation that forgets its past has no future’.

@MargoMartin47 can we get a Vance Meme Wall? 😂

Wild horses crossing a river in Iran by Eydi Heydari

New #bobdoessports video has been deleted. Any ideas? #youtubegolf

@edenpalmers Based

‘Journalist’ who doesn’t know the difference between Generally/Genuinely