Alex Rios

"She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Bible Ezekiel 23:20

@LangmanVince Show feet?

She seems nice 👀

@ContraPoints Great point

It sickens me to hear Spanish spoken on the streets of Los Angeles, San Diego, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Barbara, San Bernardino, El Cerrito, La Mirada, San Luis Obispo

Them: Your guy did a bad thing Other Them: So? Your guy did the same thing Them: Oh, so your guy is no better than my guy. Got it #Politics #Trump #Biden

@meganamram You wrote a great thing a long time ago about if you’re ever executed you hope your last meal is on Cheat Day. I can’t find it but I wanted to tell you that’s brilliantly funny

Is it just me? #Trump

@wfaa Texas is the only state with an actual sitting Governor

After Jimmy Carter's death, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott mistakenly extended condolences to former First Lady Rosalynn Carter, who died in 2023. wfaa.com/article/news/l…

“I have the best personal trainer in the world. I don’t do what he says and no one would ever guess he’s my personal trainer, but I believe he’s the best personal trainer in the world and that’s what really matters.” What #Christianity looks like sometimes

If God is protecting Trump, why does he still need secret service? #TrumpAssasinationAttempt #Trump2024

Media: He’s polling at 34% among married suburban college educated childless White women between the ages of 30-32 Also media: He’s at 46% among Blacks

@RealJamesWoods Buncha…

White woman pummeled by mob of black males. But, of course, it's not a "hate crime."

No more Santa! It’s all online now! We went from Saint Nick to Saint Click! BOOM! CHRISTMAS DAD JOKE! AMIRIGHT LADIES?! #HolidayShopping

@mrcoolvibes17 @TheOnion We found him!

Materialistic Single Mom Constantly Thinking Of Money bit.ly/3ZHrmP0

@MattWallace888 @EndWokeness @cnnbrk

⚠️ SHOCKING FOOTAGE JUST RELEASED FROM EARLIER TODAY IN CHICAGO ⚠️ If The Races Were Reversed This Would Be A National News Story…

@billmaher I will totally write some stuff for your show

Real Time is coming back, unfortunately, sans writers or writing. It has been five months, and it is time to bring people back to work. The writers have important issues that I sympathize with, and hope they are addressed to their satisfaction, but they are not the only people with issues, problems, and concerns. Despite some assistance from me, much of the staff is struggling mightily. We all were hopeful this would come to an end after Labor Day, but that day has come and gone, and there still seems to be nothing happening. I love my writers, I am one of them, but I’m not prepared to lose an entire year and see so many below-the-line people suffer so much. I will honor the spirit of the strike by not doing a monologue, desk piece, New Rules or editorial, the written pieces that I am so proud of on Real Time. And I’ll say it upfront to the audience: the show I will be doing without my writers will not be as good as our normal show, full stop. But the heart of the show is an off-the-cuff panel discussion that aims to cut through the bullshit and predictable partisanship, and that will continue. The show will not disappoint.

@goddek The photoshopped half breed in the back row?

Take a look at the Miss Poland contestants. Noticing anything?

@TopLobsta @TowerGangJose She’s a good roll model

Pls rate @TowerGangJose

When someone says they don’t see color, that’s true white supremacy. Imagine thinking you elevate people by seeing them as White. I see color, I just don’t put it on a vertical plane. No biggie

And the Heavens opened and said Bob Barker! Come On Down!

@Roshan_Rinaldi Dang, you got me

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has issued the following statement on the latest Trump indictments:

@MarylandMudflap Thank you, sir. I just laughed alone