Alex Ryder

Sand, tokens, and tequila shots. BCH:CLB was the perfect smart contract between tech and lifestyle. @wallet @soon_svm #okxweb3night #okxwallet

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@Evecoins Done

@fesshole I read this in his voice. That made me happy. Christopher Walken is a staple of modern pop culture. Your baby is lucky to experience a father who’s passionate about such a beacon of the modern arts. My partner and I are incapable of talking about the Bebé without #moirarose tones

Fiancée is furious with me for constantly using Christopher Walken's voice for characters when reading nighttime stories to our baby. The truth is Elmer, Gruffalo all work magically under Walken and she can't accept it.

@fesshole Makes me feel a little better when the yolk is premature

Executive chef, have worked in restaurants owned by celebrities & some of the world's most prestigious hotels. When hiring new chefs I always give them one simple test. Make a soft boiled egg with perfect runny yolk. 95% of chefs fail this simple test. The secret is an ice bath.

@NoContextBrits Ps what a sad little life Jane

Name this duo. Wrong answers only.

@NoContextBrits You have the decorum of a reversing dump truck without any tyres

@johnsummit If I was a girl I’d let you get on with making the tunes on one side of the room , I’d be on the other warming a plate up. Bitches be cray. You’ll find your lobster 🦞 one day my friend 👌🏼👍🏻 keep doing you x

every girl i’ve ever dated doesn’t like me making music in bed so i think i’m gonna be forever single that’s my only dealbreaker

@susie_dent …Not a now (defunct) store that only sold madly articulate lexicographers - those who fall into the small category that can give @jimmycarr shit and get away with it? #justsaying #niceonesuze #sorryjimicantfixit

Word of the day is ‘susurrus’ (19th century): the low, soft whispering of the trees in a summer breeze.

@DefectedRecords isn’t my usual platform for social media, but I thought probably hey ho; I am gutted that my Defected lanyard broke, but I refuse to throw it away, please can you send me a new one? I’d like to keep my keys on something that reminds me of the good times…

@maybellineNYUK - my girlfriend is forced to buy these on eBay now after discontinuation and due to recent inflation they are very expensive, please make my life easier and recommence production. Sincerely, innocent and not at all scared for his life/sanity, anonymous boyfriend x

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@BornInRednWhite I have no words… (and one guess 😪🙄)

@nectar I purchased some petrol, and the cashier didn’t know how to apply the 5p/litre discount. He has then scanned my card twice for one transaction, I’ve had 600 points deducted rather than 300

@aryder91 What exactly has happened sorry Alex? Rob

@nectar my fuel purchase was processed twice by the server at the petrol station, how do I claim points back?

@TheTweetOfGod Maybe see if Jim Carrey can cover for a few days?

I wish I’d followed a different career path.

@charliehedges belting playlist tonight, will it be on the app tomorrow? Work will be getting this in their ear holes 🙌🏻👏🏻👌🏼

@KathyBurke watching your new ch4 show at the mo and you need to know you are a national treasure my love x

@JamiroquaiHQ it’s been a strange 12 months.... is this the artwork for the 2021 remix of space cowboy?? 😳🤠 who doesn’t love tin foil chaps ey!