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Dear @Twitter … it’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.

@OccupyDemocrats If he’s all washed up why do you insist on asking your followers to keep his name in the press??? Let it go!!! Stop giving him attention!!! This is on you, @OccupyDemocrats

BREAKING: Donald Trump freaks out on Rupert Murdoch for admitting that Fox News commentators “endorsed” the Big Lie, accuses him of “throwing his anchors under the table” and falsely insists that there is “MASSIVE evidence” of “voter fraud.” RT IF TRUMP IS ALL WASHED UP!

You mean MAIL BOXES??????

More embarrassing: #grammys not providing closed caption for Bad Bunny or @NFL not being able to provide decent turf for #SuperBowl ??

@DyerMMA @ericareport YOU MORON!!! They are dead because of political shit spewed by MaGa douchebags like you

@ericareport People are dead and you're trying to make it political. Shame on you

@ernest_leija @SheriffEd_HCSO He’s going before a grand jury… he’s gonna have to get an attorney and probably spent the night at the station

@SheriffEd_HCSO Sheriff, get this young man an application for the department!!

Last night in Channelview at the 16000 blk of First Street, three adult males attempted to force entry into a home. The males were armed and wearing masks. The home was occupied by an adult female, 12-yr-old male, and two 17-yr-old males. One of the 17-yr-old male occupants 1/3

@PstlPeteFtSmith @briantylercohen You can believe wherever you want… that doesn’t mean your beliefs align with the fairness and rights for all other Americans.

@briantylercohen Civil Unions no problem but the use of the word marriage has been hijacked. That is a covenant between God, and the woman and the man. And in this country I should have the freedom to believe in what God has ordained.

BREAKING: The House passes the bill to codify same-sex marriage by a vote of 267-157. All 157 NO votes were Republicans.

@OccupyDemocrats What crushing blow!?!??? These tweets are absurd. Nothing has happened to him at all. NOT ONE THING. Until he gets charged with something… this is all a big circle jerk for all you liberal dumbasses. I’m a democrat and y’all posting these bullshit tweets is crap.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is dealt a CRUSHING blow as his former Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Matthews agrees to testify before the Jan. 6th committee — she resigned from her job because she was "deeply disturbed" by the insurrection. RT IF YOU CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HER BOMBSHELLS!

@FightIdiocracy @briantylercohen They’ll be heroes in their respective states. I don’t think you realize that

@briantylercohen It'll get blocked in the Senate, but it should be passing the House already. Make Senate Republicans block it when all eyes are on them.

NEW: Nancy Pelosi says that the House will consider an assault weapons ban.

Uh… me!

@JoJoFromJerz Yes!

I'm trying to prove a point: Who among you DESPISES F*cker Carlson and never watches Fox News?

@POTUS What is wrong with you??? Get some self awareness… it’s costing families more and more to provide food and housing!!! You are so out of touch!!!

Our economic strategy has worked — and it’s still working. - We created 6.7 million jobs last year - Unemployment is down to 3.8% - Our economy grew at 5.7% last year - We reduced the deficit by $360 billion last year

BREAKING NEWS: Applebee’s franchise executive is busted emailing his 50 restaurants bragging that higher gas prices will bankrupt employees and allow them to pay them “lower wages” in order to increase Applebee’s profit margins. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE EXECUTIVE IS AN ASSH*LE!

@KevinJoeKelly1 @POTUS What does any of this do to help the inflation issues families are facing right now??? Be aware of your surroundings

Last year, the deficit dropped for the first time since 2015 — it fell by $360 billion. And this year, it’s on track to drop by more than $1 trillion. After four years in a row of increasing deficits, we’re on track to see the largest-ever decline in history.

@POTUS I didn’t care about the deficit!!! Fix the inflation problems in this country!!! Don’t be so tone deaf!!!

@goldengateblond So damn tone deaf

Pretty sure I just saw a commercial that called Shang Chi Marvel's NEWEST AVENGER...??? @Marvel @KevinfeigeMCU @Avengers @ComicBook_Movie

@SenTedCruz You should probably know that Buffalo Wings aren't actually made from Buffalos. #KeepItGoing

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

Fort Bend County judge tells Gov. Abbott essential workers should get vaccine before politicians khou.com/article/news/h… #khou #hounews

Cheers to all the Trump supporters out there!