Al Hislop

@WhoGivesACrapTP I’ll tell you Who DOESN’T give a crap… your delivery team… nearly a week we’ve been waiting on our order to arrive… throught the idea of a subscription model was that you didn’t need to go without…

@ianmiles Oh come on it’s an easy one guys… people are offended because it’s 2024 and the world has become ridiculous! Next!!

This video is offending people on the internet for some reason. What am I missing?

@SurreyNews @surreylive unfortunately this has become a common occurrence - litter being spilled and left behind when the bin men come to collect it…been out and gathered up what I could before the wind shifted it along.

@C4Countdown @Channel4 @ColinMurray @RachelRileyRR @susie_dent @WhisperingBob Anyone know what chairs they use on the show?

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@SkySportsGolf @SolheimCupEuro what the hell is that noise on the coverage… sounds like someone vacuuming!!

@OC NOW you move to Dorking… 😅

I’m 50 What happens now ?

@emmadotcom God almighty!! 🙄🥴

What’s he done now

@KirkBevins180 Thibk Heathrow is bad?? Thry May have the odd bad day…. I’ve been lucky never to have experienced it…but Try US customs then you will know crap!!

Well Heathrow really is a pile of sh*t. You have Priority at security but it's shut until 530am. Security is the worst ever...their system is terrible. I told a member of staff that no other airport is like this and she blamed people for leaving liquids in bags! Disgrace

@TyrrellHatton Mon Tyrrell!!

It’s wentworth week….I’m excited 😏

@ewenmurray77 Loved your coverage over what was an amazing weekend Ewen! We flew out to play La Manga and a few others out here this week… I’m going to spend a few hours by the pool watching back over the highlights too! Well done to you and everyone in the team for the great work!!

It’s just after 2am north of Birmingham on the M6. I’m thinking we were all privileged to witness such a magnificent Open. I’m beginning to wonder if it actually happened! Another coffee, another 200 miles! But my doggy, Islay will be waiting. I’d best press on.👌

@skytv all fucking day like this. End up watching tv on my phone… sky glass aptly named as all you want to do is throw it out the fucking window! Utter shite

@SkyUK what is happening here?? And will I get credit for missing a days worth of sport on my account?

@marksandspencer this isn’t just any lager… this mouldy M&S lager!!🤨

@ewenmurray77 @SlyncDDC Aye, nice and quiet. Lucky to have the surrey hills around us. Yeah, had a quick knock round there yesterday afternoon actually - course is in good condition!

@alhislop @SlyncDDC How’s Dorking this morning Al? Looking forward to passing through it on Monday. Nice 9 holer there. I used to live in Newdigate.

Last weekend of January means Spring is not too far away. Another fine morning in Dubai. 12 shots cover the field so a busy leaderboard in the Desert today. Have a relaxing Sat/Sun and enjoy round 3 of the @SlyncDDC If you’re out golfing, play well.

@leonagraham My wife was just googling about being too hot in bed at night leading to weird dreams. Might be something in that…

Anyone know how I can stop intensive dreaming? All this week I've been on nightly adventures but I'm exhausted every day!

@Child1shDanbino @SkySports Nice snippet of the racing though!

I really feel for the poor admin in charged of @SkySports Twitter page right now…. Drunken darts fans are known to be eloquent, polite and calm people when point out issues. #skysports

@JonnyHeald6 @JeremyClarkson My dad still goes on at me wondering why he can’t get teletext or Ceefax

@JeremyClarkson 😎

302. If you know, you know.

@StreetsofL @MarkKnopfler Well done @MarkKnopfler 👌👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

We're proud to announce Dire Straits legend @MarkKnopfler as an ambassador for Streets of London! Earlier this year, Mark generously donated a signed guitar, raising more than £40,000 to help people experiencing homelessness in the capital. (1/3)

@Snimmo243Nimmo @Sofology Only way I’ve managed to get any traction is to call the store you dealt with, ask to speak to the manager and let them do the chasing of their customer services on your behalf.

@Sofology @sofology your customer service is atrocious, completely uncontactable, in a queue for over 2hours on the phone, over 1hour no reply webchat