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To the people of Ukraine, the women of Iraq and Afghanistan and all Davids facing Goliaths. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - I Won't Back Down (Official Music Video) youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA via @YouTube
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alice cyberland
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Trained monkey, on the disabled list for life. Watch those black box warnings, it can happen to you. Chronic pain patient. https://t.co/UMJPUCCWMG
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@Dragkonias Warren and Rulon Jeffs weren't the only ones, they just got caught
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Still happening…
Carol Rosenberg@carolrosenberg
Breaking News: Costa Rica’s Coast Guard has taken custody of a critically injured shipwreck survivor and two dead bodies following yesterday’s U.S. military strike on a suspected drug trafficking boat in the Pacific Ocean. nytimes.com/2026/03/20/us/…
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Donate, get a chance for an awesome prize. Donate at least $25 to ALS.org, send me a copy of your donation (phoenixfire2912@gmail.com), and let me know what prize you’d like to be entered for.
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@htwt453636 @HazelAppleyard Would he let his wife fuck his brother until she got pregnant if roles were reversed? No guarantee of a one time sex thing. How many men would agree to that?
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@HazelAppleyard He has a good point.
Why spend a fortune on IVF if a perfectly good DIY method is available?
Just to tip-toe around her female fragility?
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“You’re selfish for not letting me have s*x with your sister!”
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@8maggiemay @gayguycandleco I have a very spoiled cat that is way less problem than a man
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@alicesmonkey @gayguycandleco Don't sell yourself short. There's more to life and being happy than pleasing someone.🥰
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Being obese in this country must be fucking exhausting.
People mock you for your weight, and then when you use the gifts of science to lose weight they mock you for losing it “the wrong way.”
Leave people alone.
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@8maggiemay @gayguycandleco Men need to stop complaining about their loneliness epidemic is all I can say. I would have been a good wife. I'm too ugly to date apparently so I just don't. I don't even humor flirtations, I know they will leave for the first skinnier woman that winks at them
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@alicesmonkey @gayguycandleco And the people mocking you are on antidepressants, ADHD meds, amphetamines etc. Or they smoke.
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@gotrice2024 They should be fined for wasting plastic as well
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People are criticizing the rainbow cakes at Paris Baguette. In the display you see this beautiful rainbow cake for about $47. People started buying them because of how nice they look. When they get home, they see the outside layer is just a plastic sheet with the rainbow cake texture printed on it.
Granted, the inside of it is rainbow once you cut into it, however once you take off the printed plastic you are left with a cake that does not look as nice as what was advertised. Should Paris Baguette offer refunds for false advertising or do you feel this could just be a misunderstanding?
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This was an elephant herd in the 1970s...
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
A large elephant herd of about 100 was seen swimming across the Brahmaputra River in Assam, India, navigating the waters at Nimati Ghat, a major river port
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@mishacollins @DoorDash WTF.... why bother with a 10 cent credit DoorDash?
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Dear @DoorDash,
First, Dmitri is my legal name, but please, call me Misha. Second, thank you taking the time to rectify this important matter! Since you are a delivery service, I think it would be easiest if you just had a driver deliver 10 cents directly to my home.
Thanks in advance for the dime!
-Dmitri (AKA Misha)
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Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute
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@Itoolikepumpkin Same, I'm having a pina colada when it happens.
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This is why I will give my better angels the day off when it finally happens. I will not feel guilty or ashamed for cheering and celebrating. None of us should.
Save this tweet for when it happens, replace Mueller's name with his.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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@dbaker71852 Everyone has demons, some people's are just louder than others.
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My demons,
Though quiet.
are never quite silenced.
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@Wpg_Jets79584 @lanechanged So it is OK to celebrate when enemies die is what you're saying?
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But people saying they were glad Charlie Kirk was dead are in the wrong.
Monkey see... monkey do Mr. (alleged) President
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death:
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@LogicApplied2It @BlondeOfWar I had the misfortune of growing up without a father in the 70s, I wasn't risking doing that to another kid and putting it through all that bullshit I went through for being illegitimate. My mother should have just told people and me he died in Vietnam.
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@alicesmonkey @BlondeOfWar Sad, you should have! And just raised them right. We need more good people raising good people.
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This millennial would like Gen X to sit down. Does he understand what would happen to the world if we decided to do that??
Take a listen to this response.
It is perfection! 👌🏼
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@OlgaPatl I miss the days of America knowing russia was the bad guy.
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It’s so strange to see Orbаn being supported by both Putin and Trump at the same time.
Pure coincidence that they’re all united by the same “vision of the world.”
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@LogicApplied2It @BlondeOfWar This Gen X looked around and said no way in hell am I having a kid.
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@BlondeOfWar A friendly reminder….Gen X created their own hell, Gen Z are the children they raised. This is kind of on them. 😬
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