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I love @HarryWinks so much, he ran all the way across the pitch to be the first to celebrate with Sonny. Living every Spurs fans dream! #SpursCity #SpursvCity #TOTMCI #COYS #UCL @GaryLineker

@CoysConf If we were to rehire him I wouldn’t put it past us to win the Champions League, fulfilling the season 3 prophecy. The guy manifests.

I can exclusively reveal that Ange Postecoglou has been contacted by Tottenham Hotspur to return to Tottenham.

@TheSpursExpress This picture now feels like a prank by the players

🥇| One source said Thomas Frank was constantly going on to the #Spurs players about Arsenal and they quickly got sick of it. Before and after the game at the Emirates, he was telling them how good Arsenal were. The feeling among some was very much ‘just shut up about Arsenal.’ @Matt_Law_DT

@pokeefe1 How does this work? So Levy had a discussion with a source, say a member of the board or club staff, said "I've made a decision" but not what that decision is? People in business don't talk like this, what is this conversation you're describing and how did it go exactly?

Told no official communication has been made to the coaching staff at Tottenham (as I type) but Daniel Levy has made a decision. What decision that is, debatable.

@ChangeForSpurs Love how the poster features a bald head

Time For Change. Time To Stand Up. Time to join us in the protest. Full details below…

Sky cutting to Ed Sheeran every time Ipswich score is grotesque and insulting #IPSMUN

I’m not really sure why this guy can’t accept no one ever really liked him. Never mind Cast Away, fucking Go Away. #castaway #PhillipSchofield

Ah.

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

@EuropeInvasionn oh grow up ffs

I love Ange. There’s zero bullshit. I would be happy for him to be our manager forever. If we don’t achieve anything it won’t be down to him. #LEITOT #COYS

Dear @coopuk your advert just told me I own you. I am letting you know that I am going to stop charging myself for food. Thanks.

@GBNEWS @CatharineHoey Its unlike him to be upset with the BBC

'He's absolutely right!' Bev Turner reacts to Jeremy Clarkson urging Sir Keir Starmer and media outlets like the BBC to 'calm down' with the 'rhetoric' that those protesting up and down the country are all 'far-right'.

@elonmusk What's your point dude?

Wow

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@coldplay is he ‘fixed’ now then?

Thank you Michael J. Fox for making our dream come true 🩵

Good God seeing a deliriously happy Harry Kane after just about beating Slovakia with a terrible and lucky performance just about sums up what a sorry bunch of losers we have here #ENGSLO

@Baddiel hey dude, I wanted to ask - do you still have the gold-plated plaster cast of Robert DeNiro's genitals? I’m not looking to buy, it’s just that you getting it is a fond TV memory for me.

@eldsjal Good God I don’t even know where it start with this. A totally insufferable philistine.

Today, with the cost of creating content being close to zero, people can share an incredible amount of content. This has sparked my curiosity about the concept of long shelf life versus short shelf life. While much of what we see and hear quickly becomes obsolete, there are timeless ideas or even pieces of music that can remain relevant for decades or even centuries. For example, we’re witnessing a resurgence of Stoicism, with many of Marcus Aurelius’s insights still resonating thousands of years later. This makes me wonder: what are the most unintuitive, yet enduring ideas that aren’t frequently discussed today but might have a long shelf life? Also, what are we creating now that will still be valued and discussed hundreds or thousands of years from today?

@lucam____ He could easily still have stopped that, instead he just casually let it fly past him. Awful player, awful attitude.