Allison Schafer
132 posts
Search your name in gifs and show me the one that best sums up your year so far. Here’s mine:
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@AmazingRaceCBS @PhilKeoghan @Beekman1802Boys There were a few technical difficulties on the FB Live (which cut off quite a bit of the conversation), but they captured the whole thing on the @joshandbrent Instagram account if you want an alternative way to watch! ☺️
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We've got an afternoon treat for ya! 😆 Join @PhilKeoghan and The #AmazingRace winners Josh and Brent on the @Beekman1802Boys' Facebook Live at 6:15/5:15c for a conversation about how the duo defeated all odds and won their season!
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@AlexSternGirl I wanted to be a Hooters girl! When I was 6, my family went there for Easter lunch after church and I did the hula hoops in my Winnie the Pooh Easter dress with the Hooters girls. I thought they were so nice and fun! 🥰
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📍Iowa
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📍bacon for breakfast |
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📍throwing the biggest bacon party in the Midwest
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The #BRBF is looking for the next #BaconQueen blueribbonbaconfestival.com/baconqueenentry @IowaChill @ReykjavikBacon @japan_bacon @KFestivals
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@imteddybless My entire family convinced my little sister to try a “rare delicacy” that had arrived in the mail earlier in the day—English cherries. After much prodding, she reluctantly bit into a FOAM PACKING PEANUT. We still offer small, inedible objects to each other as English cherries
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what are some of your favourite running family jokes? in my family whenever we see some hideous rag or minging bit of fabric or whatever we say “that’s mum’s wedding dress”. my mum didn’t have an ugly wedding dress or anything. we just say it. funny
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@xvirghoe ❤️❤️❤️ YOU’RE THE BADDEST BITCH own it own it own it
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@AlexSternGirl @AndySloanTV @RebeccaCasting @JesseTannenbaum @KelsHightower Hahaha dying at the Roaming Gnome’s... grunt??? 😂😂😂
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The 3rd @japan_bacon will be held on Nov 23-24 in #KofuJapan featuring @BerkwoodFarms @JonesDairyFarm @IowaPork @USMEF This will be a tasty two days of all things BACON & PORK LOIN! Hope to see you there! #OHBACON @usmeat_jp @JapanToday @japantimes_life @USDAJapan
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@FaithWenger You’re proof that My social standing CAN recover from this tragedy! 🙌🏻❤️
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I just discovered that I accidentally ordered transition lenses for my glasses and I am DEVASTATED
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@xvirghoe I have my moments, but I’m not a “transition-lenses” type nerd. ☹️ Now I can only wear them in the cover of night! 😭
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@PhilKeoghan So excited to see the @AmazingRaceCBS casting site has been updated with new details for S33! The world is waiting... and I have been, too! 😄 #TickitBeforeYouKickit
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@jennabump @euphoriaHBO UGH why didn’t you lock down this name for your blog when you had the chance?!
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toothpaste commercials: brightens red wine and coffee-stained teeth!
12yo me: why would u ever drink something that literally STAINS ur TEETH?
me now: I will die before giving up either of these liquids. On that day, u will find me with a coffee/wine-stained smile upon my face
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@ky_nickwilson Hey, “Hank”! Were you in episode 61 of Dan Gheesling’s How To Get On Reality TV Podcast? 🤔 I know I’ve heard that story somewhere before! 😉
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It’s going to be sizzling on the 5th @BacoonRide Thanks to our friend @KurtisGertzKCCI for the forecast! Please hydrate accordingly and have a safe fun ride! @IowaBicycle @RAGBRAI_IOWA @catchdesmoines @AudiDesMoines @DMRegister @BerkwoodFarms @IowaPork @PorkCheckoff @NPPC
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