Annie Rection

Love from Yours Truly, XOXO

@JoshLekach You’re a horrid human, just leave people be

What is this phenotype? Nickelodeon and it's consequences

Genuinely terrifying

had to apple tag my kid in a soft play area today

@ClubPhotos_ Barantino on the prowl

@SubjectOfKings @SoVeryBritish Oh thanks for the reply! What was it caused by do you know? Or was it just some sorta unknown face anti-boner

Causes of death in London, 1632. Absolutely hate to be kil’d by several accidents.

@disappoptimism I’m sorry but there is only one answer. And that answer is ROHAN

Mad how at the heart of the super out there conspiracy/NWO order stuff is the next phase being alien disclosure and here we gooooo

@Ant72 @fesshole Big brain time

@fesshole The fess ends with three dots, which is enough to write the letters KET and finish the word...

My mate asks me to put bets on for him cos his wife doesn't want him to gamble. I look at the bet and if I think it won't win I don't put it on and collect the £10 from him. Made a fortune over the last year but had a few scary moments where I could've been £1000s out of poc...

@VaughnFry @oliveluver

@oliveluver Would Northern Ireland be interested in hosting me for a stand-up comedy performance?

If she ever gets sober I will act like those men did when Tom Brady retired from the NFL

I swear 95% of parenthood is literally just picking shit up

The PR guy for “the patriarchy” needs some kind of statue erecting in their honour for reals

I don’t know why anyone’s surprised that a normal looking man could be a nonce lol

@OwenJones84 Think it’s creepy bc he’s a grown ass man messaging a child

Is an older man randomly messaging young people on Instagram odd behaviour? Unquestionably. But this is the conversation being labelled “creepy”.

@disappoptimism I watched it the other week for the first time lol.

Church bells should really be moving with the times and playing bangers

I often think of this old black dude in LA who told me “you gotta smoke the weed you just playing with the weed” and wonder how he’s doing but it’s mad after a 30sec interaction he will exist in my head but that could be you in some total randoms head forever after one dumb thing

@NadineDorries hag witch, your place for life should be sat on a broomstick not in the lords

Nadine Dorries: Sinister forces that stopped this girl, born into poverty in Liverpool, from reaching the Lords - The Mail mailplus.co.uk/edition/commen…

@disappoptimism So whatever happens my plan is to sit here like

@disappoptimism yeah I find it slap bang in the middle of the Venn diagram of “haven’t read enough online/read too much online” so it’s erm “interesting” news? At this point I’ve just relinquished myself to the mercy of the universe as I realise I’m as powerless as a mere drop in the ocean 😂