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DHGate guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my JJ Wetherholt jersey

the children yearn for the toppings bar.

Chris Kreider was part of Mika Zibanejad's congratulatory video for reaching 1000 games played "Only 1000 more to get to 2000. Keep going. Super grateful, super appreciative I got to play with you for as long as I did. More grateful to call you my best friend" (via @NYRangers)

I wanna give a special shout out to MGM Resorts,,, many people offered to help the hockey team,,, but when I said I wanted to include ALL women who earned medals from the winter games + USABS,,, they didn’t hesitate and stepped up to be REAL partners with 100+ rooms. #SheGotGame

.@LIRR Due to blizzard conditions, all train service on the Long Island Railroad will be suspended at 1 AM on 2/23 until further notice. Info: mta.info/lirr. Multilingual & ASL link: on.nyc.gov/2gFqaVT.

Worst part of the snow is the inevitable snow discourse.

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

It has never been the city’s responsibility to dig a person’s car out.

Thank you to all of the city workers who have been working around the clock this weekend to keep us safe. No job is too small, no storm is too big.

Big weather system coming through. Here's what we know so far.

Me pretending to be make a wish kid so I can meet JD Vance

Man somebody get this Grok shit off my timeline 🤣

Shout out to Katia Lindor.

wow they really said

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

btw everyone who trolled me for this tweet can suck a fuck because i got to be part of a winning mayoral campaign at 18 yrs old and you all were just lying in your beds tweeting at me. i was getting up at 4AM to canvass at 6AM in freezing cold weather. y'all r old AND lazy

@genbardy These are so freaking sweet 😭