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That awkward moment when they guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. @ElneStrauss

I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months. @Jenevandenberg =D

"@LifeasPlayer: The best curves on a girl are from her smile.... Just playing look at dat ass 🙌" @Jenevandenberg.. klink dit bekend!? =p

"@LetsQuoteComedy: Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed", selfish bastards... 😒" @Jenevandenberg

"@StevStiffler: mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes" @Jenevandenberg

"@LetsQuoteComedy: Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore." @pOenie_

"@TheFunnySayings: *sits in towel for several hours after showering*" @Jenevandenberg You know it!! =D

"I love my 6 pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat." @pOenie_

I’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person.. @Jenevandenberg

I wish I had a cute laugh but instead I sound like a dying seal. @corli_linde

Mum:Why is your room always so messy?Me:So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die. @ElneStrauss

@Jenevandenberg Row, row, row your boat.. gently off a cliff. Hahahaha

Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore. @Jenevandenberg

@corli_linde hahah net oor ons KAN!!*

@corli_linde =)* lovit!!

It's crazy how some people who ever said "I'll always be here for you...", isn't here..

"Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a unicorn. Your arguement is invalid." @Jenevandenberg hahaha =D

"I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance."

"@wizdom I'm not saying I don't want you, cause believe me, I do. I'm just not going to chase after you."