Alri@alrivdberg·12 AğuThat awkward moment when they guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. @ElneStraussÇevir English0110
Alri@alrivdberg·23 TemI either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months. @Jenevandenberg =DÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·11 Tem"@LifeasPlayer: The best curves on a girl are from her smile.... Just playing look at dat ass 🙌" @Jenevandenberg.. klink dit bekend!? =pÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·11 Tem"@LetsQuoteComedy: Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed", selfish bastards... 😒" @JenevandenbergÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·12 Haz"@StevStiffler: mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes" @JenevandenbergÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·27 Mar"@LetsQuoteComedy: Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore." @pOenie_Çevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·27 Mar"@TheFunnySayings: *sits in towel for several hours after showering*" @Jenevandenberg You know it!! =DÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·23 Mar"I love my 6 pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat." @pOenie_Çevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·25 ŞubI’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person.. @JenevandenbergÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·25 ŞubI wish I had a cute laugh but instead I sound like a dying seal. @corli_lindeÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·24 ŞubMum:Why is your room always so messy?Me:So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die. @ElneStraussÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·18 Şub@Jenevandenberg Row, row, row your boat.. gently off a cliff. HahahahaÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·18 ŞubMe: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore. @JenevandenbergÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·6 ŞubIt's crazy how some people who ever said "I'll always be here for you...", isn't here..Çevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·5 Şub"Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a unicorn. Your arguement is invalid." @Jenevandenberg hahaha =DÇevir English0000
Alri@alrivdberg·5 Şub"I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance."Çevir English0100
Alri@alrivdberg·1 Şub"@wizdom I'm not saying I don't want you, cause believe me, I do. I'm just not going to chase after you."Çevir English0000