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@PatrickDehkordi @gothburz You should use Copilot to summarize it.
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@gothburz I stopped reading. Doesnt matter how short you make the sentences and how much space you put in between them. You need to get to the point and expand later.
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I spent $1.4 million on Microsoft Copilot.
$30 per seat per month.
4,000 employees.
Why?
2 words.
Digital transformation.
This morning I opened Microsoft Teams.
My top notification wasn't from my boss.
It wasn't from my team.
It wasn't a customer escalation.
It wasn't my wife.
It was Microsoft.
Telling me to learn how to use the thing I already bought.
It said ... "Elevate your expertise with new Copilot courses."
I've had these licenses for 6 months.
Apparently ... I should have waited.
The courses are 47 minutes each.
There are 9 of them.
That's 7 hours of learning.
Times 4,000 employees.
28,000 hours.
To learn the tool ... that was supposed to save us 40,000 hours.
We're already down 12,000 hours.
And no one's opened it yet.
Here's the math I don't put in the deck.
4,000 employees.
Average salary ... $105,000.
That's $50 an hour.
Times 7 hours of training.
Times 4,000 people.
$1.4 million.
In labor.
Just to learn the tool.
The training ... costs as much as the software.
$2.8 million.
Year 1.
To save 12,000 hours.
That's $233 ... per hour saved.
The CFO will never see this slide.
But I'll mandate the training.
Completion rates will be tracked.
Tracked means dashboarded.
Dashboarded means presented.
Presented means ... "adoption metrics are strong."
The graph will go up ... and to the right.
Strong adoption ... of the training ... for the tool no one uses.
Microsoft will send another case study team.
The case study will be called
"Enterprise drives 98% Copilot Academy completion."
The CEO will post it on LinkedIn.
He still won't know what Copilot does.
But he'll know we're ... "committed to continuous learning."
Learning is a journey.
The journey costs $1.4 million per year.
Plus $1.4 million in training labor.
To summarize emails ... we could read in 30 seconds.
But here's the thing.
I'll renew next year.
Because canceling requires a business case.
The business case requires ROI data.
The ROI data comes from the dashboard.
The dashboard shows 98% training completion.
98% is a success.
Success means renewal.
Renewal means ... I keep my job.
My job is ... making decisions.
I made a decision.
The decision was $2.8 million.
The decision cannot be wrong.
Because wrong decisions ... don't get promoted.
I got promoted.
So the decision was right.
This is called ... "strategic alignment."
Next quarter ... we're adding Microsoft 365 Copilot Studio.
It costs extra.
It lets us build ... custom Copilots.
Custom Copilots ... to automate the workflows ... no one has ... because everyone's still ... in training.
Microsoft says it's ... "transformational."
I believe them.
I have to.
I already signed the contract.

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@sheeesh3232 @goncalo_nspinto @user178363903 @goncalobustorff e já agora aceita-se uma comparação dos orçamentos benfiquistas com os portistas nos ultimos 50 anos.
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@goncalo_nspinto @user178363903 @goncalobustorff É difícil compreender português ? Se fizeste imenso dinheiro porque roubavas na tugalandia pudeste investir mais para poder ganhar lá fora . É preciso um desenho , deves achar que o Porto tinha más equipas quando ganhou esses títulos
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O complexo de inferioridade de um clube que nos últimos 45 anos ganhou tudo, é a prova da consciência coletiva que carregam por saberem que todas essas conquistas foram na base da corrupção e coação.
É um fardo muito grande, mas é por isso que se tornam insuportáveis. As melhoras
FC Porto@FCPorto
Futebol Clube do Porto. Fáceis de analisar, difíceis de bater 🫤 #SeguimosJuntos
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@sheeesh3232 @goncalo_nspinto @user178363903 @goncalobustorff tem toda a lógica. Suponho que se aplica à corrupção de estado e tratamento preferencial dado pelo regime aos encarnados e verdes durante a ditadura e por conseguinte aos títulos internacionais a preto e branco.
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@FutNoDetalheGG Muito boa analise.
Faltou só dizer que os centrais do Porto são muito castigados com cartões amarelos, e que vai haver rotatividade quando necessário. O Kiwior também jogar bem a lateral esquerda e poderá fazer defesa com Thiago e Bednarek a centrais.
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We know who Epstein worked for- and don’t let them tell you otherwise:
dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-epst…

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Last night @TheBabylonBee -- which should just re-name itself The Tel Aviv Bee -- threatened Megyn Kelly that she'd be murdered by Israel for refusing to de-platform all Israel critics.
As Israel loyalists often do, they used the pager image to pretend it was all just a joke.

Megyn Kelly@megynkelly
WTF @SethDillon
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While I have been explaining for some time my thinking about gold (I like it) and debt assets (I don't like them) as storeholds of wealth in the context of how the world order is changing, now that gold is hotter than AI stocks (and the meme is now changing to recognize that it can be an even better storehold of wealth than tech stocks), I'm getting lots of questions about it.
If you have questions for me, please ask them in the comments and I'll do my best to answer them here. I'm using the questions I get and my answers to them to educate my AI clone, so it's helpful to know what questions people have.
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@bitcoinarchive It doesn't take 100 hours of study to realize Bitcoin is a fraud.
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@Jorge_Pereira88 @AfonsoCabral9 Esse fora de jogo de que falas, está aqui na sala connosco?

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@AfonsoCabral9 Problemas na transição defensiva, também conhecida como a única falha numa transição em 95 minutos de jogo em casa do líder... E que na realidade seria uma jogada anulada por fora de jogo.
👀
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@fcportomaradona @FCPorto Já o gajo da Sport TV, parecia que estava a comentar um funeral.
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"Que bem jogado! É de Playstation!"
A qualidade do 3º golo do @FCPorto esta noite mereceu este fantástico relato do João Ricardo Pateiro!💙
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Your explanation here is so good.
"The core left wing view today is that progressives are good and conservatives are bad because progressives are more compassionate and more rational....Christian morality is far more complex, resting upon thousands of years or philosophical and theological debates and paradoxes that resist reduction to a single principle. It balances justice and mercy, faith and reason, freedom and responsibility, charity and trust. It teaches that compassion without truth becomes sentimentality and that reason without humility becomes pride."
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