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@adamdrosin what’s even the point of that

This was a lot funnier before I knew it cost $250.

@frankmikesmith why is Romo the placeholder on this play?

Tony Romo, Cowboys (2007) Romo never attempted a kick, but he makes this list With a minute remaining, the Cowboys had a chance to take the lead in a Wildcard game He nearly turned a botched hold into 6 but was stopped short, ending the Cowboy's season

Lin Elliott, Chiefs (1996) Not only did Elliott miss a 42-yarder for the win, he missed 3 FGs in the game… The top-seeded Chiefs were bounced from the playoffs after losing 10-7 to the Colts

@adamdrosin they wrote our goddamn names on the wall based on what we could do, like gorilla club, lion club. i got mouse club

I don’t think anyone got more in shape because of this, but just a really innovative way to teach kids about anxiety and body image issues before age ten!

@InternetH0F @altregan

one of Norm Macdonald’s funniest moments came on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” back in 2000

@adamdrosin burn that

I don’t know if it’s just an L.A. thing but this trend of Pizza With A Big Pile Of Arugula On Top really needs to end.

@Sabrina_Mtz_ @FriGay13 what movie is this

@FriGay13 This scene right fucking here. First time a jumpscare literally made me scream

What’s a jump scare that actually got you the first time??? We’ll start…

i’ve entered a very depressing phase of fatherhood where i’m watching Blippi and Miss Rachel long after my kid has fallen asleep

@RuFiOooooh @Jac5Connor @FreddyInSpace i’ve tried to watch that movie at least 6 times and still can’t get past the first 10 minutes without changing it or losing my attention. It’s fascinating, no other movie can do that to me

@Jac5Connor @FreddyInSpace 6 Underground makes those two look like Citizen Kane.

I am fascinated by these big budget movies Netflix keeps making with major Hollywood stars that get zero marketing but seemingly every single Netflix subscriber on Planet Earth watches them and yet you'll never ever hear anybody talking about having seen them.

Defending Your Life by @AlbertBrooks deserves more recognition as a comedy classic. Brilliant writing and world building and Meryl Streep has never been more delightfully happy in a role. Do yourself a favor and watch it!

@adamdrosin i was all about this movie when it came out

Some interesting things about The One (2001): -Jet Li and Jason Statham's characters are named Gabriel and Fusnch. -Less than eighteen minutes into they movie they've played both Let The Bodies Hit The Floor and Down With The Sickness.

@adamdrosin id go if it was Tom Arnold’s The Stupids

LA Premiere of the 4K restoration for one of the most unhinged lo-fi provocations of the 90s.

@adamdrosin he’s a predator who knows what kids like, and i stand by that theory

Feels like a continuity breach from the Flanders of the show whose favorite popsicle flavor is "plain" and makes nachos with cucumber slices and cottage cheese. Regardless, it looks amazing so I'll allow it.

can someone explain to me why i can’t stream or rent Angels In The Outfield anywhere? My inner child is crushed right now 😔

@leaginefra the chickpea skin comes off when you dry them! i’m just finishing the job

wife called me a psycho for taking the outer skin of every chickpea off before i use them for anything. Does anyone else do this? or should i have myself committed

.@TomBrady gets a personal day every Wednesday moving forward. @MaskedSingerFOX airs Wednesdays….COINCIDENCE???

@tmiranda23 only time i interact with anyone on the street is if they have a dog and even then i try to only talk to the dog

Being a man must be so embarrassing. They literally think honking and catcalling someone on a walk is okay. Cringe. Anyway, morning walk went great 👍🏼 😑

@adamdrosin bottom right actually looks pretty good

If you guys aren't following Random Restaurant you're missing out on some of the most accidentally bleak and confusing combinations of images.

@TrillTy056 @br_betting @FDSportsbook what’s the “other” mean?

A dollar and a dream 😱 Turned $1 into $918K correctly guessing method of first baskets tonight (IG: arizza.x/@FDSportsbook)

@bishopbriggs Monsters

Update: the movers have still not touched the donuts