Andrew Lyons

@SpitballersPod Andy tanked his draft with the Gardetto’s pick

We drafted "The Best Vending Machine Items" (Picks in thread) Watch the draft here -> youtu.be/Df2VxrYaYWY?si…

@jordancicchelli @briicoded Hey, I went there too!!

@briicoded power 😭

Ronaldo driving through The West Mall. Sentences are being formed that have never been uttered before.

The season that keeps on giving

@chrollosoll This is definitely in Chilliwack 😂😂

Bike thief on the receiving end of a bike-guided missile

This is joke legitimately made me laugh out loud

The Canadian defenders after one of them takes their second yellow of the group stage tomorrow

@AquaFighting He’s just trying to reclaim the other Jon Jones, geez.

My brother just sent me this clip of him playing UFC 6 😭

@1standtuna Based on team need, Orlando Pace. However, I’d go mental for an Isaac Bruce or Tory Holt on this iteration of the team!

You get to choose any Rams player in history to suit up for one more game NOT named Aaron Donald or Todd Gurley, who are you choosing?

@BargerMVP_SZN Cal Ripken is mediocre?

How good was your favorite team's best player ever?

@ShwtimeScottie Opposing teams right now reading this tweet

Kirk has barely played Barger has barely played Haven't had a complete healthy rotation all season Vladdy has 3 HRs Still a .500 ball club and in a playoff spot DO NOT let us get healthy

@d_negative33 @TorontoMarlies That’s why you keep tour stick on the ice, great read!

@TorontoMarlies It’s almost like nylander didn’t expect a pass back. Great play ether way

TIC TAC GOAL 🚨 Alex Nylander scores on the power-play to give us the 1-0 lead!

At least Puka’s got Verse there as his handler #RouseyCarano #RamsHouse

@Rosiespiggyback @FAN590 @jtbourne @RealKyper @SamAMcKee Kessel was traded as a part of a rebuild, Bozak and Andersen left in FA, Schenn was traded for JVR and what the hell is Cody Ceci doing on this list?

@FAN590 @jtbourne @RealKyper @SamAMcKee Idiot leaf fans ALWAYS need someone to crap on. It was Mitch. Chased a 100pt guy out of town. He's not the 1st to leave and have success, why does everyone think he is? Kessel, Schenn, Bozak, Freddie, Ceci, haha. Look at all the former leafs who made the playoffs.

"Mitch doing well there is extremely validating for Toronto." @jtbourne, @RealKyper and @SamAMcKee debate what Mitch Marner’s playoff success in Vegas says about his time in Toronto. LIVE ⤵️ 📺 watch.sportsnet.ca 💻 youtube.com/watch?v=Wz-BZC… 📻 sportsnet.ca/590

@JosephLauzon5 @Pucks99 @BlueJays Have you heard of a general manager?

@Pucks99 @BlueJays Wait, so the manager is not managing the team?

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 INF/OF Addison Barger reinstated from the 10-day IL and will be active today 🔹 OF Yohendrick Piñango optioned to Triple-A

@Mosboss27 @NHLRumourReport 😂😂😂😂

@NHLRumourReport People are so gullible man…. According to “league sources”, Connor Mcdavid is making his own team called the connors. Bedard and Kyle are already on board. Hellebuyck next priority

Chris Johnston: Auston Matthews has two years remaining on his contract, but still isn’t sure if he’ll be back in Toronto in the fall, according to league sources - The Athletic (5/5)

The Cavs probably invited them knowing how the Leafs perform in Game 7s #LeafsForever

@Darksyne2 @TalkinBaseball_ He just caught a break, but not the type that you want

@TalkinBaseball_ Dude can’t catch a break. Seriously he needs to start socking these incompetent pitchers if they keep plunking him.

George Springer is being removed from the game after taking a pitch to the foot

@ItsJGamer124 That’s Mark Buerhle kids!

Is that fucking Hoffman from 2012!?

@SpitballersPod Super Mario for the win!

We drafted the "Best Pasta Shapes" Andy Spaghetti Fettuccini Ravioli Lasagna Mike Macaroni Angel Hair Super Mario Cavatappi Jason Bow Tie Penne O's Fussili

@maplelake13 @Sportsnet So if a player makes a barehanded catch does that also not count?

@Sportsnet So they called him out! Is that a fair play to call him out as he did not catch it with his glove! Strange play!

This 108 MPH liner got STUCK in Logan Gilbert’s jersey 😳 You don’t see that every day 😂