Alyssa Gluth

SAM,THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GORLS AND PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESS’S BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT GORLS. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A GORL AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER.

just listened to BODYGUARD in the car

Another reminder of how quickly anyone can become a climate refugee.

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

i would have been soooo good at being a peasant

“Retired Olympic medalist hopeful” he must be so full because once again he ate !!

happy international one leg out of the covers day for those who celebrate

“oy, mista! you me espresso?”

i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..

rooting for them today

idk ask her

for all the medicated barbies out there

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

Here's the Alabama congressional map that was struck down today. It packs African American residents from Birmingham to Montgomery to Tuscaloosa to Selma into one single district (=everything that's blue on this map).

You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank. You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down. You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot. That someone you LOVE will get shot. Or that YOU will get shot. This is where we are now. This is not normal. And this is not fucking ok. It’s NOT fucking ok.

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S. What’s the diagnosis?

Tears in my eyes telling the Spectrum Tech Support that my wifi name is "In Baja We Blast"

if there is a lap the cat will find it