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@am0rex
designated onliner for a commune of 71 anti-internet zoomers living in a warehouse with no electricity or running water. i am tasked with keeping them informed
IRL Katılım Kasım 2021
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@TheFigen_ I'll bet you can find this baby in it's hay day somewhere on @ebaumsworld
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@JoelDPN @HazelAppleyard what does it mean 'where no one has stood before' ? like within 1 metre? half a metre? if it's like atomic measurements, 0.0000001m you can just argue any given position is likely to have nobody stood exactly there before
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I’m pretty sure this is impossible for most people reading this, due to the requirements of being within 100 miles of your current location and needing to be a natural feature that has existed for 100 years. For the majority of people, nothing within 100 miles of them was there 100 years ago, unless they’re standing near some big rocks or something (which someone else has definitely stood on)
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@left_plain It confused me when i first saw it cause the commie blocks and the terrace fence look european af but the trees and climate look like southern america
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@KenrikMarch @de3dsoul Hate to break it to you but at this point games from the ps2 and even ps3 era are considered old now. Windwaker is over 20 years old.
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Clash aint working, clash side in the client is just a blackscreen, anybody else who got the same problem? #leagueoflegends #clash
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@DefenderOfBasic i think you've made a mistake, i'm definitely an A type of fella, why can i see this post?
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@revenant_MMXX @syntheria313056 i'm a 29 year old zoomer, this is 29-year-old zoomer erasure
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@syntheria313056 The oldest Zoomer was born in 1997 and is 28 years old. Tick-tock.
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Zoomers love pretending not to remember the 2000s or 2010s as if the average zoomer isn't mid-20s and Norwooding right now. The LARPing will get more intense as 30 looms over them. Most of these games came out in the mid-2010s, the average zoomer would definitely remember them.

moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder5
@ShoXwavve That's the best part of this image. Not only does it contain some games that are perfectly fine, it also contains games no Zoomer has ever defended or ever talked about. Who the fuck do you know in their late teens or early 20s that fervently defends the honor of WATCH DOGS???
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@GreenTextRepost the bands are like 40 years old and the target audience like 35, why are they larping as boomers?
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@ltdann444 @GroundEater666 @ArestadStuart @ko_fights__ u seem to think that if it was 'obvious a fight was coming' it wouldn't be battery and everyday i'm thankful our legal system is full of people who mostly aren't quite as retarded as you
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@GroundEater666 @ArestadStuart @ko_fights__ lol, it was obvious a fight was coming, she’ll know better next time to square up to fight and have her arms crossed. Battle mode, clown mode..
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@pedroco112358 @0x49fa98 imogen is common in uk. never seen it spelt with an e on the end
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Maud might be the least attractive name for a woman I have ever heard. I'm sad for the women who received that name, happy no girls will be named that in the future.
Kurt Andersen@KBAndersen
Of the 900 living Mauds in the United States, my wife and I know 4 of them.
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@sprezzatura1984 @outpxce Lol my retarded fucking brain thought he genuinely meant 2, not 2 billion
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Hope you guys know that those "world population" numbers they put out are completely made up
All these developing countries with these absurdly high populations intentionally overinflate their population numbers by multiples just to receive more financial aid and leverage. The UN just publishes whatever they're told. No one audits anything
Zero percent chance there are eight billion people in this world
They spew out big numbers intentionally to demoralize the masses and convince you that you're insignificant biomass in the grand scheme of things
They want you to feel like you're nothing. One in eight billion. A speck
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@Aifeala @calintzart @RubyBenji make travelling organically fun or gamify the fast travel. kcd fast travel system is pretty cool, still a bit more shallow than it could be but at least the possibly of being ambushed is better than the feeling of teleporting ala skyrim
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@calintzart @RubyBenji You have to ask why it is in the game. In many games, especially open-world RPG's, fast travel is a bandaid fix over a map that is needlessly large just for the sake of being large.
I find that I can differentiate the reasonable/QoL type vs bandaid by how accessible it is: --
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I've been playing and making video games long enough to identify this kind of take as simply not true.
People always use this and many other arguments against QoL features and then when after 10 years we finally get the QoL feature, turns out: it's awesome and the game got better
part-time dog 🦋🔆@ourmartyredlady
i am convinced that the modern "gamer" wants to QoL away any actual process of playing video games
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@kitten_beloved i feel this is half+ of all stoners, maybe survivor bias and i just don't notice that the ones who have their shit together and moderate their usage even smoke it at all
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People who have never had a habit have no idea how much weed that is
Even decades ago when weed was much weaker than it is now, my daily habit was a pinch, call it a half teaspoon
If you're smoking an entire joint daily you are beyond toast
Rob Henderson@robkhenderson
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@robertlasagna1 i will abstain and comment so true so that browsers know he wasn't talking about me
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@kitten_beloved if any demon leaf smokers are reading this i'd worry more about not using it every single day rather than how much of it you use in that day
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@kitten_beloved i have not smoked weed since i was a young reckless youth, nor do i intend to defend it since i no longer have a horse and think it's a bit cringe, but 'an entire joint' as you put it, over the course of a whole day is very lightweight
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@ddkesports the changes happened slowly, but i really preferred the way the game looked and moved back then. in the quest to modernise the game kinda became slop.
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@slapmyaes @TiredActor maybe the specialist will know what the fuck they're talking about. i have no idea why doctor is such a prestiged job, they seem like unqualified gatekeeping receptionists for all the specialists at best. they are less useful than google and can only tell me what i already know
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@am0rex @TiredActor omg same as a spaniard
"yes i have specific issues with [PART OF THE BODY THAT REQUIRES A SPECIALIST]"
"idk have you tried exercise? you sure it's not due to your mental health history?"
or
"alright they'll see you in 2 years 5 months and 9 days"
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