amandaturtles🐢

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amandaturtles🐢

@amanda_turtle_

Katılım Kasım 2012

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amandaturtles🐢@amanda_turtle_·12 Ara

“men will chase you to the ends of the earth to leave you there”

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Angry Staffer@Angry_Staffer·9 Eyl

You fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but you’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.

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Vibin🤎@wearevibin·7 Tem

Loving a man is a humiliation ritual

Jenni@hashjenni

Why are women so secretive about who they are dating 😭

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Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·3 Tem

17 million people just lost health care. 18 million kids just lost school meals. 3 million Americans just lost food assistance. And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit. All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors. The ultimate betrayal.

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Taurus Groove@jiggyjayy2·26 Haz

GREAT WORK LADIES

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline', UN has said.

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amandaturtles🐢@amanda_turtle_·23 Haz

@Schreibs21 I mean maybe for you, but depending on the emergency, you might not have those seconds.

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Tony@Schreibs21·22 Haz

@amanda_turtle_ Fair points. But what if you have clothes by your bed, is taking a few seconds to throw them on not enough time?

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Tony@Schreibs21·22 Haz

Why wear pajamas when you can sleep naked.

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moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer@supermoongirl9·22 May

mutable signs

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amandaturtles🐢@amanda_turtle_·18 May

@leolasunshine Would he rather have a peg leg or a hook for a hand?

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LolaLeola@leolasunshine·18 May

On a road trip with my fiancé, what ridiculous questions should I ask him before we tie the knot? The more unhinged the better.

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T-Pain@TPAIN·9 May

Found the footage when I rhymed mansion with Wiscansin 🙏🏿

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Mac Miller Bot@malcolmbot·1 May

Baby, you were everything I ever wanted

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Mac Miller Bot@malcolmbot·29 Nis

Won't get Hall of Fame dick from a minor league dude

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Kolleen@littlewhitty·9 Nis

We could have just taxed billionaires

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Stella@skyrocketstella·7 Nis

Joy

Nik 🪐@gemzcore

Since women are known for stealing men’s hoodies, is there something men are known for taking from a woman’s home?

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Hüseyin Dogru (Back-Up)@redstreamnet·1 Nis

On this day in 1971, German communist Monika Ertl assassinated Roberto Quintanilla, the Bolivian officer responsible for Che Guevara’s execution. 🧵

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Hutch@hutchinson·24 Mar

This is literally 1000x worse than Hillary using a private email server btw

Breaking911@Breaking911

BREAKING: White House confirms Trump national security team accidentally texted plans for Yemen attacks to The Atlantic’s editor in chief

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stressed@onlystresstoday·8 Mar

boundaries with yourself look like: - moving on - not believing words without actions - allowing new people to come into your life - doing hard things in the moment to create your desired future - sticking to your word

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Meg 🇨🇦@nut_meggy·6 Mar

I have just learned that Pornhub 🇨🇦 is Canadian owned and operated and I think shutting it down in the USA would be a very quick way to end this trade war. 🤭

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