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Genuinely one of the best coping mechanisms when you’re in chronic mental anguish is spamming incomprehensible bullshit on social media

wife kissing my shoulder at the club

@_despairagus @foreeeeeal Me w/ Superman ice cream

@foreeeeeal me ordering birthday cake ice cream at 27 years old

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

Need

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

You get married in an arena & shut down half a city on a holiday weekend. You have a Zionist freak marry you. You invite abusers, MAGA’s, the fella who runs the ICE detention centre, a bunch of zios & you walk down the aisle to your own songs. You could never make me like her!

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

when i say sorry and they tell me to not be sorry so now im sorry for being sorry

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

We need this level of wokeness back

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

please learn how to shut the FUCK up when you’re at the movies

Kill us all

biggest repost i’ve ever reposted

This show is so damn weird I will never want to watch it