Alan Mccurley

@WrestleSeek Your mean the diamond cutter?

Some of Randy Orton’s best RKOs ever. The RKO really is a thing of beauty 😮‍💨🔥

@Teslarati I'd settle for 14.3

Who is still awaiting the Tesla 2026 Spring Update?

Thank you, @joerogan, for helping bring national attention to these potentially life-saving treatments for veterans and others living with mental illness, and for pushing this conversation into the mainstream.

@DividendRob No virtually impossible unless you love paying high health care premiums. 65 is easy once Medicare kicks in

Is retiring after the age of 60 considered a failure

@JUST_KAWS Equal weighted index will outperform over the long haul. If broad based do RSP. VOO is recency bias

What’s your go to ETF if you could only pick one? I’ll go first $VOO

The fact that your are starting early you have already won. Don't complete it. Choose 3 index funds and invest every month bo matter what. Turn off all media and investment advice until 7 years from retirement. The fact that you are already investing at an elay age is the most important. Wat more that What to invest in. Don't fuck it up by trying to be a trader. You got this and I am proud of you

What advice would you give to someone who’s just starting out in the stock market?

@mitchellvii Get a Tesla. That me the FSD is incredible. I don't drive any more. Installing a charger at home is easy.

I'm out car shopping this weekend. I thought I was going to buy a Genesis but after test driving them I just didn't feel like it was the car for me. I found the ride surprisingly rough. I just drove Cadillac Lyriq which is their EV SUV. Now that's a gorgeous car. My problem is right now I'm living in a bad spot to have an EV. Is if I was living in an urban area I would pick it up in a second. So still looking. Open to suggestions.

@DividendMil For that long of time do RSP it will outperform being equal weighted. VOO is recency bias

If you put $25,000 into $VOO and $25,000 into $SCHD and never touched it again in your early 20’s…. That’s $50,000 invested one time No adding more No trading No timing Just letting time do its thing Based on long term averages… By 60 years old That portfolio could be pushing $2M+ 💰 And people forget the best part The income Between the two, you could realistically be pulling in $50,000+ per year in dividends And that number keeps growing over time No stress No constant decisions No staring at charts all day Just patience and consistency Start early Let compounding handle the rest Most people seriously underestimate this 📈

@MrNQDC Nah we run complete analysis with the use of emoney.

This is what “financial advice” passes for at the bigs A high earner DM’d me after asking their advisor one simple question: “Should I do a Roth conversion?” The answer: “Compliance won’t let me give tax advice” From someone charging thousands a year Tax planning 𝘪𝘴 financial planning Would you keep paying for that?

@SteveOnSpeed Literally ignorant as hell. Thankfully she's not a financial advisor

This is a dreadfully poor mindset. 401(k)s are a no-brainer way to build massive wealth, and many companies offer a company match, which is free money. These accounts easily add up to millions over a career. Ignore them at your peril.

@Tesla @wholemars Ready and waiting. Send it on

Try the latest version of FSD Supervised!

@TechLeviathan Bye bye short

🚨 BREAKING TRUMP'S WHALE JUST OPENED $30.1M $BTC SHORT WITH 40X LEVERAGE HIS LIQUIDATION PRICE -> $71,941 IF $BTC PUMPS ONLY $650 -> HE WILL GET FULLY WIPED OUT EITHER HE KNOWS SOMETHING OR LARGE LIQUIDATION SOON!

@metalkickz1 @RockvilleFest I have never see such overlap. Friday is ridiculous. 4 non negotiables at the same time. Also INK at the sane time as GNR

@RockvilleFest We do we have people playing during headliners WTF are we doing bro

SET TIMES ARE HERE, ROCKVILLAINS. ⏰ Time to lock in your schedule… who you’re sprinting to, where your shade + hydration breaks are, and how you’re making the most of all four days in Daytona. Updates to your lineup include: The HU, Waka Flocka Flame, Dorothy, Afterlife, NVSN, and As You Were have been added. Napalm Death moves to Saturday while Apocalyptica shifts to Thursday.  Unfortunately, Tom Morello, Biffy Clyro, Gym Class Heroes, Crown The Empire, and VOILÀ are no longer able to perform.

@RockvilleFest Friday 6-10 is super overlapped with great bands. Wish you could spread them out

@JonLuskin Why? We've had outsized returns with half the volatility of the market. I try to have a 10% allocation on all suitable client portfolios. PE PRE PI and PC all were up in 2018 and 2022. Made for a much better experience and no panicking

Spoke with a fellow financial planner who specializes in working with ultra-high net worth investors. His (unsaid?) value proposition is that he’ll stop you from investing in private equity; that will pay for his fee right there. He’s not wrong.

@TSLAshareholder Dear little baby Jesus. Elon promised that 14.3 would be the last piece of the puzzle. Obviously it's not. So now it places doubt on the feasibility and timing of full robotqxu rollout

Can someone please explain to me like I’m an eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant baby, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent as to why $tsla is crashing after yesterday's rally?

@bschippers @wholemars All my disengagements are due to navigation. Sadly this is daily. Never had one due to safety

Here's something that snuck up quietly. In January, 1 in 3 FSD drives finished without a single human intervention. Last week it was nearly 1 in 2. 44.2% whole-drive autonomy. No takeovers. Hands never touched the wheel. 13 weeks. 10 percentage points. While mainstream is following the stock price, @Tesla is deploying some of the most consequential technology for the many years to come. @CernBasher @wholemars @herbertongg2 @farzyness Sharing the truth - Real fleet data from @TezLabApp / Gigalytics

@MobofJoggers Mine broke for weeks so it knocked me down to 91%

If you aren't at 99% why do you even own a Tesla?

@SidneyHunsecker @CGasparino Did you miss 2022. Worst bond market since George Washington was President. Also sp 500 down 18%, 2 wears of negative gdp and inflation 9%

@CGasparino Biden didn’t crash the markets with unconstitutional insane tariffs, alienate all our democratic western allies and trading partners, get us into a stupid fucking war and hand his Gestapo kill American citizens and suck Z Putin’s cock 24/7 you fat headed idiot.

Ummmm....people like Chris Murphy told the world that Joe Biden wasn't a senile old man occupying the White House with his feeble finger on the proverbial button, unaware of millions pouring across the border, or what day it was, etc etc., but somehow they think that Trump spouting off about what might happen to the Mullahs if they keep holding the world hostage represents some existential crisis. Not buying it

@JesseCohenInv Because I need peace in my life. Would never go to this

Next billion dollar idea: a sports bar but for the stock market. Instead of screens playing games they will show charts, live X feeds, a bloomberg terminal, and Polymarket screens. Why does this not exist yet?